Poor Kristi Noem.

[Aristus]

She did everything right. She got the ugly plastic surgery. She was cruel, heartless, incompetent, and she took glee in the suffering of others. Republicans eat that shit up.

She got launched anyway.

Lock up your dogs, America. Kristi Noem is back on the street.

[mr715]

1. But she is the Shield of the Americas.

Yeah, I know.

She got humiliated and is disgraced. I'd have rather her died of thirst, but whatever. We take what we can get.

[Aristus]

2. I'd like to see those face implants collapse.

I guess the lower orders go for Mar-a-Lago face. But nobody goes for a face that’s dragging in the dirt.

[mr715]

5. She used to be pretty, before I heard of her...

She has turned her outside as monstrous as her inside.

That Mar-A-Lago face... Man. Jesus. It just looks so classless.

I guess the botox will keep her from crying.

[Aristus]

9. A lot of them were.

Why fuck up your face when it was nice to start with?

Shows what brainless chuzzlewits they are…

[underpants]

14. I'd have rather her died of thirst, but whatever.

[kimbutgar]

3. I have no sympathy for the ICE deplorable botox Barbie puppy killer

Bye bye B !

[Aristus]

6. Let's hope there are more very public humiliations in her future.

I’m sure we all want karma for the dog. Getting fired from a government job just isn’t it.

[Celerity]

11. she needs a long prison sentence, like so many of the Trumpian goons do

[Irish_Dem]

4. Trumped loved the dog murder story so much he hired her right away.

He was impressed with her.

But that story came back to bite her in her plastic surgery butt.

[mr715]

7. I thought the dog murder ended her VP consideration

So she ended up in the upper lower cabinet

[Irish_Dem]

8. She got hired for the Trump Crime Syndicate.

In a much more lucrative and visible position than VP.
But the mob boss always move people around.

[Celerity]

12. it did, BUT the same thing is why he hired her for DHS head

[mr715]

13. Yeah -- DHS was a consolation prize.

Upper lower Cabinet.

Better than Commerce and Labor, not as prestigious as State or Justice

[PeaceWave]

10. She'll get a safe landing, something like an ambassadorship in Uzbekistan.

[HeartsCanHope]

15. I don't want Gnome to get ANY more of our money!

She has wasted so much of our tax dollars that could have been used to help the vulnerable in our country.

She is a murderer of humans and animals, (Karma for the goat, too!)

I hope there will be an accounting for all the pain and suffering she has caused.

Come on November!

[live love laugh]

16. Maybe she'll finally get that gray streak in the front to match her personality.

[SusieCreamcheese]

17. Justice for Cricket

Representative Markowitz wore a button on his lapel that said "Justice for Cricket" (the puppy's name)

[BaronChocula]

18. On the nose

She failed trump by doing everything trump wanted? Meanwhile, Steven Miller, safely entrenched.

[Figarosmom]

19. No it's worse than that.

She'll be spending her time talking to South Americans for the next 3 years helping them push right wing politics. And helping trump take back Pamama.

She'll be spending a lot of time in the places she's been deporting others to.

[Cha]

20. Noem even Labeled Renee Good &

Alex Pretti Domestic Terrorists. That still didn't save the Hideous Monster's bacon

[Tribetime]

21. Dogs were never safe while she was in office either.