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AverageOldGuy

(3,699 posts)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 12:50 AM 19 hrs ago

I'm just heartbroken for poor Kristi Noem and the way she was treated.

I mean -- she did it all -- did everything she could to make herself irresistible to Trump.  Go back, find some old photos of her 6-7-8 years ago and compare them to today.

A little nip here, little tuck there, little tightening and lifting here and there.
Botox on the lips.
Change hair style.
$56,000 for a new Rolex.
Pushed her husband aside for Corey Lewandowski.

Then, after winning Trump's stamp of approval and after being named Secretary of Homeland Security, she proceeded to:

Institute a reign of terror that rained terror down on innocent people and innocent cities. (Pun intended.)
Flit around the country, travel to the world's most notorious, wicked, vile prison, and pose for pics everywhere.
Denounce innocent people murdered by ICE as being "domestic terrorists."
Cut training time for ICE agents to ensure all they learned was violence, slamming people to the ground, lying.
Hire huge numbers of thugs, losers, and trash, giving them a gun and telling them to clean out America.
Unleash her own domestic terrorists on American cities.
Take money intended for disaster relief for devastated communities and spend it on a couple of flying bordellos.

Yes, poor little Kristi Noem.  She did everything exactly the way Trump wanted in a doomed effort to please him. 

And to thank her, he fired her.

Now think about it:  She has no future.  He puts her in charge of a non-existent organization where she will make an ever greater fool of herself.  Meanwhile, no doubt Trump has ordered his people to keep her completely away from him.

She never learned this truth: 
EVERYTHING, EVERYONE THAT TRUMP TOUCHES DIES. 


Yep, I'm just heartbroken for her. But you know, it's almost 1:00 AM, and by now I've had several long conversations with my friend, Dr. Jack Daniels . . . .

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I'm just heartbroken for poor Kristi Noem and the way she was treated. (Original Post) AverageOldGuy 19 hrs ago OP
Somebody ought to drag her ass to a quarry. Historic NY 19 hrs ago #1
Me too , shed a tear dweller 19 hrs ago #2
Justice for Cricket. jeffreyi 18 hrs ago #3
And the poor unnamed goat pat_k 18 hrs ago #5
Does it mean that we won't have to see her creepy plastic mug ever again? Dave Bowman 18 hrs ago #4
NO. AZ8theist 17 hrs ago #7
When the felon is gone, will some plastic surgeon... pat_k 17 hrs ago #6
Oooooh, I never thought of that! calimary 16 hrs ago #9
This message was self-deleted by its author diane in sf 16 hrs ago #8
She ought to be Nurembergered (if there is such a word) IzzaNuDay 16 hrs ago #10
I only wish she had been hauled out to that same gravel pile she killed Cricket--to get the news... hlthe2b 13 hrs ago #11
And all she got HAB911 12 hrs ago #12
Maybe she could find another job that would cheer her up. Executioner at a slaughterhouse perhaps? Vinca 11 hrs ago #13

AZ8theist

(7,248 posts)
7. NO.
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 02:49 AM
17 hrs ago

I hope to see her EVERY NIGHT on the news recapping her trial for corruption and multiple crimes against the Untited States.

pat_k

(13,123 posts)
6. When the felon is gone, will some plastic surgeon...
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 01:57 AM
17 hrs ago

... have a booming business undoing all those Mar-a-Lago faces?

We can hope.

calimary

(89,711 posts)
9. Oooooh, I never thought of that!
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 03:33 AM
16 hrs ago

I bet that will be among the must-get “fixes” for the Mar-a-Lago look that NOBODY’S gonna want after the Trump era ends.

Response to AverageOldGuy (Original post)

IzzaNuDay

(1,278 posts)
10. She ought to be Nurembergered (if there is such a word)
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 03:44 AM
16 hrs ago

what she led was heinous unethical and immoral. And I didn’t even bring up her Mike High fantasies.

(and I’m gonna bet someone will squeal on her and Corey!)

hlthe2b

(113,603 posts)
11. I only wish she had been hauled out to that same gravel pile she killed Cricket--to get the news...
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 06:34 AM
13 hrs ago

of her "metaphorical demise."

to Cricket, the unnamed goat, and while some might dislike that I include humans in the same direct comparative sentiment, I don't care: The same sentiment and tears go to Good, Pretti and all the others killed/wounded/abused by ICE under her criminal oversight. Whether human or nonhuman animals, the sentiment of horrific, cruel and totally unjustified killing remains.

Vinca

(53,771 posts)
13. Maybe she could find another job that would cheer her up. Executioner at a slaughterhouse perhaps?
Fri Mar 6, 2026, 08:14 AM
11 hrs ago
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