If I were a Dem Senator, I'd simply ask MarkWayne Mullin what qualifies him to run DHS?

[617Blue]

No law enforcement background. No military background. No Intelligence background. He's the only member of the Senate without at least a Bachelors degree. He's simply unqualified for the job at a time when the threats to the US have never been higher.

He shouldn't get a single vote.

[True Dough]

1. Qualifications are irrelevant in the Trump admin

Blind loyalty is what matters.

[mwmisses4289]

2. He looks good on t.v.

The only qualification that matters to t.

[niyad]

4. Not that good.

[mwmisses4289]

5. Apparently to t, he does.

Supposedly t spends time watching m when he's in front of the cameras.

[Callie1979]

9. Thats all it takes! He's a "tough guy". Probably has tattooed arms.

Appearance & fealty are all that matters.

[JT45242]

13. Fealty 99 percent. Looks 1

It is not even close. Must be sycophantic yes man to even get in the door.

[Callie1979]

22. Well unless you're a WOMAN. Looks & fealty 50/50

How do you think Lyndsey Halligan got a super-promotion? she's hot!

[xmas74]

23. I know ppl who went to Missouri Valley College

When he did. Said he was an ass who thought as a freshman he was a BMOC. Instead, a few guys and townies handed him his ass after starting shit with everyone at parties.

[Callie1979]

24. I wish some of those stories would come to light. nt

[mwb970]

16. To me, he looks dumb and shallow.

I don't know what you mean by "good" here.

[mdbl]

20. Even worse he sounds dumb and shallow

It only takes a minute of listening to his BS to know that.

[Skittles]

3. alas

the only REAL requirement for Trump.2 is TRUMP WHORE

[Onthefly]

6. As a plumber, he is good at plunging to any depth.

[617Blue]

7. He will be the male equivalent of Noem, cowboy hat and all.

[QueerDuck]

8. "I'm qualified to be a marionette puppet. Trump pulls my strings and I'll do whatever he wants."

The end.

[Javaman]

10. to paraphrase national lampoons vacation, his answer will be...

"trump says I kiss the best"

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Markwaynebubbabillybob's answer: "Check out my tattoos!"

He's also a charter member of the "Congressional Chapstick of the Week" club, founded by Nazipublicans to protect Dear Leader from terminal chapped ass from too many buttsmoochies.

[0rganism]

12. Is there a way senators can put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner?

That could keep him busy for quite some time: for most, a simple notion to be summarily ignored; for a noble few, the quest of a lifetime.

[mwb970]

14. I had hope for Mullin until I saw a video of him.

He does not look bright, and he seems to have no qualifications for the job aside from mindless loyalty to trump.

[reACTIONary]

15. I heard he has one qualification....

.... he likes dogs.

Maybe not enough, but he does have that going for him.

[Emile]

17. He likes to think he's a bad ass.

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[Vinca]

18. I read somewhere he was a plumber in addition to being an MMA fighter. If the toilet clogs at DHS, call the boss.

[JohnnyRingo]

19. I believe DJT is the head of every department.

He just appoints loyal puppets to carry out his micromanaged orders, for better or worse.
No one in his cabinet has to be qualified to do anything except him, and well... you know.

[Emile]

21. Who will replace his senate seat?