Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Loudly suffered a "quiet death?"

Corornary while joining the Mile High Club with Noem and Lewandowski?

Taken out by operatives from Cuba because it's their turn this week?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[MiHale]

1. Got an invitation to a gravel pit from Noem...

He went…

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

4. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

18. I have a dream..

He hitched a ride with these ladies…

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

26. A very nice dream!

[SheltieLover]

3. Rotted from the inside out?

Fatal seizure caused by dropping polls?

[WestMichRad]

5. Overwhelmed by regret from firing Noem?

Ok, sorry, that one is totally implausible.

[niyad]

6. Except that he did not fire her. She is now "envoy to the Shield

of the Americas"!

[WestMichRad]

9. We're concerned with technicalities in this thread?

[niyad]

27. Well, only because she isn't gone, just has a new title.

[surfered]

10. Whatever that is.

[SheltieLover]

15. Right. He reassigned the puppy & goat murderer.

[Buns_of_Fire]

19. The lamest group of superheroes since Marvel floated "Projectile Vomiting Squad". nt

[malaise]

7. No but

he thinks he’s emperor of the planet and is expecting Charlie to
show up with his crown next month😀

[twodogsbarking]

8. Went down to the WH kitchen in the middle of the night for a hamberder and the boogey man got him. He is real, ya know.

[Joinfortmill]

11. Sadly, rotting from the inside out takes awhile.

[Goonch]

12. ;-{)......

[surfered]

13. No, but he got a bad diagnosis...

[SheltieLover]

16. Lol

[surfered]

14. Some of his staff thinks he is.

[SheltieLover]

17. Soon...

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Jimi du Ranty]

20. Sewer-crawling drones waited under his throne?

"There's gold splattered all over! Secondary methane explosions! Oh, the smell!"

America is behind on drone technology. These things are slow.

[Dulcinea]

21. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[ColoringFool]

23. Alas, Invigorated By The Newly-Dead In The Middle East.

[hlthe2b]

24. "A 'yes' to that question would sure make for a great start to the weekend"

"I've already planned a celebratory banquet for EVERYONE (and not just this lousy cucumber!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. Aw cute little guy

There's still time today.

[True Dough]

28. Don't stop thinking about tomorrow...