And in TODAY'S "Oh, FFS" NEWS: Noem thought her "Corey Private F*ck Cabin" plane was legit after giving Melania a ride

[Miles Archer]

Kristi “ICE Barbie” Noem reportedly thought she’d be safe using a plane meant for “high-profile deportations” to travel with her alleged lover because she allowed Melania Trump to also fly on it.

Noem, who was fired by Donald Trump from her position as Homeland Security secretary Thursday following a string of scandals, has faced scrutiny for using a government-leased luxury 737 MAX jet to travel with her top aide, Corey Lewandowski, with whom she has long been rumored to be having an affair.

The plane used by Noem and Lewandowski was equipped with a private cabin in the back and a bar on board. Noem was pressed about the apparent boudoir on the plane while being grilled about her alleged affair by lawmakers in two separate congressional hearings this week, the second of which ended just hours before Trump decided to fire her.

“They’re smart. Corey is really smart. I don’t take that away from them. Because they flew the first lady on it, they think they’re bulletproof,” the unnamed official said, adding that the move to drag the first lady into their saga was an “insurance policy” for the spending.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-desperate-melania-trump-ploy-to-save-her-career-leaks/

[lame54]

1. Now, when you say giving Melania a ride

[hlthe2b]

2. Was it a "threesome" and Noem has the video? (i.e., why on earth would a simple flight on that plane

offer leverage re: Melania? )

to the first thought.