Kristi Noem wedding photo - this is really her!!!

[IcyPeas]

Kristi Noem’s wedding photos did not disappoint.

— James Hughes (@dystopian-fashion.bsky.social) 2026-03-07T05:43:49.697Z

In 1990, she was crowned the South Dakota Snow Queen in the state’s annual Snow Queen Festival pageant. (Irony? )

Pic:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17320426/kristi-noem-pageant-photo-snow-queen-south-dakota/

[sheshe2]

1. She is not recognizable.

She should have been crowned the South Dakota Ice Queen.

[Keepthesoulalive]

2. They sort of look alike

I’ll see myself out now.

[JustAnotherGen]

10. 10 faces ago

Following you out the door.

[ToxMarz]

3. life is just one big cosplay for her

[NJCher]

9. Cosplay Battle of the Sociopaths

And she lost with her $220 million ad campaign.

Moral of the story: Do not upstage a competing sociopath.

She demonstrated extreme naïveté when she said trump supported her expensive national ad campaign which was all about her riding around on a horse.

The irony is it was caused by still another competing sociopath, this one being Kennedy, who is really an Ivy League playing a good ole boy.

[Buddyzbuddy]

4. Ice was just another pageant.

Hey Corey, you win the booby prize. Look out for the gravel pits.

[Coventina]

5. Before doggie murder,

she had a small degree of corn=fed charm to her.

Now, evil seeps from every pore.

Murder-Mar-a-Lago Face is horrific.

[JI7]

6. She looks similar to when she was older but before she got the Maralago face .

[multigraincracker]

8. Her lips looked better then.

[LilElf70]

7. This