NY Times Pitchbot: Surrender, Surrender
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Power pop president Trump wants us to want him, but, frankly, launching a full-scale war with Iran to pump up his numbers seems like a cheap trick.
by Maureen Dowd
8:00 PM · Mar 6, 2026
Surrender, Surrender
Power pop president Trump wants us to want him, but, frankly, launching a full-scale war with Iran to pump up his numbers seems like a cheap trick.
by Maureen Dowd
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-03-07T01:00:04.801Z
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Father says "Your mother's alt right
She's really wrong on things
Before we married, Mommy served
As a stripper in the Philippines"
Now, I heard Putin's recruited her
For the KGB
Mom is one of those honeypots
She married for money
Barron's got height
He needs to go fight
In Iran for several years
8:30 PM · Mar 6, 2026
Father says "Your mother's alt right
She's really wrong on things
Before we married, Mommy served
As a stripper in the Philippines"
Now, I heard Putin's recruited her
For the KGB
Mom is one of those honeypots
She married for money
Barron's got height
He needs to go fight
In Iran for several years
— (@bobcrunkle.bsky.social) 2026-03-07T01:30:27.991Z