This is an actual Pentagon press release. "An Army believed to be casualty...the believed to be death"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Matthew Gertz
‪@mattgertz.bsky.social‬

I almost can't believe this is real: www.war.gov/News/Release...
https://www.war.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/4421433/dow-identifies-an-army-believed-to-be-casualty/
www.war.gov

‪Wesley Morgan‬
‪@wesleymorgan.bsky.social‬
· 1d
This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”


1:16 PM · Mar 6, 2026

I almost can't believe this is real: www.war.gov/News/Release...

— Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) 2026-03-06T18:16:37.846Z

Wesley Morgan
‪@wesleymorgan.bsky.social‬

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”


1:02 PM · Mar 6, 2026

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

— Wesley Morgan (@wesleymorgan.bsky.social) 2026-03-06T18:02:04.836Z

[vanessa_ca]

1. OMG! I had to check. Unbelievable. -eom

[mercuryblues]

2. Fuck trump.

[SSJVegeta]

3. What is a believed to be death?

Is it along the lines of a concept of a death?

[UpInArms]

4. The callous incompetence is digusting

I am so sorry for warrant officer 3 marzan

And his family and friends

[chowder66]

5. Be Best.

[sop]

6. Don't they use the term "MIA" (missing in action) if they're not sure a servicemember is KIA (killed in action)?

[rsdsharp]

13. Although I'm not fluent in gibberish, it appears they know someone is dead,

and they think it’s Chief Warrant Officer 3 Marian, but for some reason they’re not sure. Apparently they couldn’t use dog tags or other normal means to identify him, and are looking to the medical examiner to make the identification — perhaps through finger prints, dental records or DNA.

[leftstreet]

7. I've seen better instructions come with a toaster

Argh

[Baitball Blogger]

8. Was this press released compiled by an inferior version of AI?

[flashman13]

14. I think you may be on to something here. It really could be AI generated gibberish.

I find comfort in thinking it wasn't something a human being would write.

[Johnny2X2X]

15. They're using AI to write death announcements

For our fallen soldiers.

It’s beyond disgusting.

[surfered]

9. They are so incompetent!

[LoisB]

21. Every last one of them.

[dalton99a]

10. Problem can probably be fixed by a new $1.5 trillion defense budget

[rzemanfl]

11. I think they are trying to dance around the fact that there is very little of

the person left. They are an army and should know better how to do this. Also, they should know what gets capitalized and what doesn't.

[Maru Kitteh]

12. This is an accurate reflection of their level of respect. nt

[LudwigPastorius]

16. Yes.

Trump thinks they are “suckers and losers”.

Why should his criminal thugs take the time to proofread a death announcement?

[erronis]

17. Used to be the "Oxford comma". Now it's just "Slop words and punctuations"

I think a hyphen or two in their announcement might have helped. But better to have some editors that actually speak English. Obviously nothing from the SecWar department.

[hibbing]

18. 54 year old reservest ffs nt

[pat_k]

19. I would bet two month's rent AI generated that headline.

...from this terrible, also undoubtedly AI construction: "The Department of WarDefense announced the believed to be death of an Army Reserve Soldier who was supporting Operation Epic Fury.

And the felon is blithely handing critical agency function after critical agency function over to AI. Not because it works, but because he must shovel as many of our tax dollars into AI to prop up the Magnificent 10 (NVIDIA, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Microsoft, Meta,Tesla, Broadcom, Palantir, AMD).

They MUST have a massive injection of our treasurury dollars to power the circular financing pump that keeps the charade of inflated values going.



From How Does the End Begin
https://www.profgalloway.com/how-does-the-end-begin/

[madamesilverspurs]

20. How recently

has Hegseth been administered a breathalyzer?


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