Why is Titty Baby wearing a baseball cap everywhere?

[DenaliDemocrat]

I’m guessing he had a dementia moment and fell. He needs to cover the evidence.

[FalloutShelter]

1. His hair is falling out...

And he can’t manage the piece every day.



Dirty, crusty POS.

[underpants]

2. Windy day.

[livetohike]

3. So he can look at the cap and remember where he is

(USA). Dementia is a horrible disease.

[paleotn]

4. He thinks it's appealing to the rubes.

Same reason he's always worn that stupid cap. It's a tribal thing.

[Emile]

5. He can't even remove his cap in respect to fallen soldiers.

[displacedvermoter]

6. Syphilis has eaten a hole in his skull

If I can say that.

[sop]

7. All MAGA shidiots are required to wear baseball caps at all times.

[YodaMom2]

32. Yep

So we can spot ‘em before they open their pie holes, and then cross the street.

[Johonny]

8. I think its harder and harder to paint him up

He looks like death warmed over half the time. He used to take a lot of time to paint up first term. Now he just doesn't have any mojo left. We're watching what they thought Biden was in real time.

[PatSeg]

15. That's how I see it

That ridiculous hair style takes a lot of time and effort and I don't think he's up for it anymore. Plus he seems to be losing more hair.

He could pay for a good stylist and get a more reasonable haircut that is easier to maintain, but he really thinks his bouffant hairstyle is very handsome. The more people make fun of his hair, the more he clings to that style.

He is so high maintenance and he doesn't have the energy anymore for the facade.

[PatSeg]

16. That's how I see it

That ridiculous hair style takes a lot of time and effort and I don't think he's up for it anymore. Plus he seems to be losing more hair.

He could pay for a good stylist and get a more reasonable haircut that is easier to maintain, but he really thinks his bouffant hairstyle is very handsome. The more people make fun of his hair, the more he clings to that style.

He is so high maintenance and he doesn't have the energy anymore for the facade.

[City Lights]

34. Agree.

I think he is losing more hair and it's becoming more difficult to get his comb-over to work.

And he needs a different make-up artist. You can't just spray orange paint onto the front of his face without blending it in at the sides.

He wouldn't even get a job as a clown with the way he looks.

[Runningdawg]

9. The rash on his neck (probably from makeup) has moved on to his scalp.

[Scrivener7]

23. From makeup, or is it some immune condition? I'm hoping for the latter. And I think you're right. It spread.

[Bluetus]

36. I don't know about the neck rash, be he has been getting monthly infusions

reportedly to try to slow his dementia. We know that has caused serious problems at the injection site (his hands. These are probably some very heavy chemicals, maybe not even approved for public use. It would not be surprising if these drugs had side effects like rashes.

It is very likely that he is receiving Leqembi. The documented side-effects include:
"... itching, redness, and swelling. Severe allergic reactions are possible, requiring immediate care. "
"Infusion-Related Reactions (IV): General rashes can occur during or shortly after the intravenous infusion, often accompanied by fever, chills, nausea, vomiting, and headache."

My guess is that the rash we saw on his neck (which actually looked rather severe, with apparently a hole in the skin) has spread to other parts of his scalp and he's trying to cover that.

[Traildogbob]

38. That rash is

A side effect from weight loss meds. It’s that rash they talk about between the genitalia area, perineum,
(between his Neck Jina and chin anus)
Pharmaceuticals say it could be fatal, (spoken slow and really fast or printed very tiny hoping ya can’t hear it)
So, we can dream, right. Fatal perineum rash on a child raper.
Justice served.

[Ritabert]

10. Somebody photographed a big bald spot a couple of weeks ago and now he wears it whenever he can

[chicoescuela]

11. Dang. I missed that picture. Would love to see it

[Ritabert]

13. If I come upon it I'll post it.

[chicoescuela]

21. Thank you

[PCIntern]

33. I get what you said but the antecedent

Implied that he’s wearing his bald spot everywhere. Which in fact, he is!!!

Just having fun here! No disrespect intended…I just thought the double meaning was funny!

[Wonder Why]

12. It's one of the easiest hats to adjust as your head swells.

[Emrys]

14. Every day's a bad hair day.

He should get one of these to complete the self-image:


Add a bit more bling and stencil it with "MAGA", and he's set. Smart, sophisticated, historical. What's not to like?

[usonian]

17. The cap has transducers that he can't live without.

[eppur_se_muova]

18. His name is written under the visor to remind him when he forgets. nt

[Aristus]

19. Same sort of behavior seen among every half-witted dickhead

who thinks baldness is some kind of hellish curse. They never take off their fucking caps. Not indoors, not at the dinner table, not when talking to a lady, never.

No one expects good manners from a Trumpster. But for the love of Christ, take off your fucking hats!

[3catwoman3]

35. He's such a hick.

[Kingofalldems]

20. ........

Link to tweet

[ProfessorGAC]

25. Hurses?

Apparently, cuckturd didn't didn't use spellcheck.
Or, he's fluent in Middle English.

[Kingofalldems]

27. He explained in the thread that spellcheck did not

activate so he went with that spelling.

[ProfessorGAC]

29. I See

I rarely click to open SM posts because I care only about the gist.
Thanks for the info.

[Vinca]

22. He's probably gone so bald the hair sprayed combover won't hold up anymore.

Hot flash Great Orange One: nothing will make you look any better. And the bloody hat was downright disrespectful yesterday.

[oasis]

24. "Disgusting" has become his middle name.

[PJMcK]

26. My theory

Trump has multiple health issues affecting him simultaneously. It's not hard to imagine. He's nearly 80 years old, has a terrible diet, doesn't exercise and he has negative energy dominating his life. These issues have caused his venous problems, his mental problems and possibly others.

I suspect he has some form of cancer and the chemotherapy is causing him to lose his hair. Mind you, I am not a doctor just an observer of Trump for 40 years. His lies are catching up to him.

[Ars Longa]

28. All his accumulated bad Karma is finally appearing to catch up with him!

Hopefully sooner rather than later!!!!

[marked50]

30. If he removed it you would see that there was nothing there....

[buzzycrumbhunger]

31. Vanity?

I'm betting he thinks it's to avoid being exposed like this again...

Isn't this exactly what Darth Vader was hiding under his helmet? 🤪

[kacekwl]

37. I wonder if he ever thought of

wearing an adult male hat ? I guess putting a trump logo and number on a fedora would be crass.