The First Nude is EXCITED that you can now pleasure yourself to her movie, "all from the comfort of your own home"

[Miles Archer]

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Checking in on the president's family today as war spreads across the world and the global economy crashes

Checking in on the president's family today as war spreads across the world and the global economy crashes

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[Ocelot II]

1. Unless you're into necrophilia, I doubt that film will provide much of an aphrodisiac.

[lame54]

5. But, if your an insomniac

[Swede]

2. I hear her movie is an excellent sleep inducer.

[hlthe2b]

3. Unfortunately most streams will be out of curiosity and quit shortly after it starts, but still will count

in the metrics, suggesting (as with the first day of theater showings) that it was "successful." Bullshit, but if people stream it for 10 seconds, it probably counts.

[Miles Archer]

4. We were watching a show on Prime, and at the start, were force-fed the trailer

Amazon has a "SKIP" button you can click when they do that to you, but the thing keeps playing for another 30 seconds after you click it. The few seconds I saw were enough to give me the creeps.

[Dan]

6. Hold it!

The movie is not in the running for an Oscar? Didn't Donald share it was the most watched documentary ever? 😳

[Botany]

7. My historic rise from prostitute, to porn films, to helping Jeffery Epstein child sex trafficking ring, to

…. Donald Trump’s handler for Vladimir Putin, then being First Lady as I live in NYC with my boyfriend,
and then showing up as Don’s arm candy as required by my contract. A weekend costs Donny $25 K.

[newdeal2]

8. Thank god Prime video has ads now

It’s the only reprieve you’ll get if this accidentally turns on and you can’t find the remote.

[CTyankee]

9. PLEASE GOD, NO!

I can only take so much from her. Only itty bitty bits.

I BANISH HER !!!

[ananda]

10. I saw the promo on Prime today.

Amazon really has no shame, doesn't it?

[Miles Archer]

12. I clicked the "thumbs down" and got a "We won't show this to you again" response. We can only hope.

They're gonna shove it in their customers' faces whether they want it or not. Hope they get a LOT of "Thumbs Down" clicks.

[lark]

11. Have Prime, 100% won't watch this!

Yuck!

[Americanme]

13. I saw that it was available on Netflix this morning.

I clicked the thumbs down, not for me. I hope millions of people do the same.