Solved: Instant source of boots on the ground in Iran: DRAFT ICE! Every One of them. Why?

[usonian]

• They are already "trained" (in random violence against civilians. Checks one box)
• Bonespur "victims" have already been weeded out.
• They are already government employees and must go where assigned. (saves TONS of paperwork)
• They already have weapons, and unspent budget money.
• They already have swell masks to protect from radioactive dust that bombing reactors creates.
• They (probably) already have military haircuts, and (this is big)
• Their kill to loss ratio is infinite.

Oh, and ...
• It's them or Barron.

Say, that's a damn lot of "alreadys"!!!!
Are you All Ready, Willing to kill, and Able?
GO TO IRAN
IT'S YOUR DESTINY!

[SSJVegeta]

1. No kidding

Another suggestion: Draft the adult children of every politician first, and see how much longer this bullshit lasts.

[enough]

2. Right on.

[Initech]

3. Better would be to elect a strong enough majority in the House and Senate that we can fire these clowns.

And put them on trial for war crimes. Particularly Trump and his Bible thumping conspiracy theory armchair war commando Hegseth.

[Metaphorical]

4. They are not mutually exclusive

I think ICE would be perfect for this role, to be honest.