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[AverageOldGuy]

How about Trump sends a few thousand of those rough, tough, ready-to-rumble, highly-trained, heavily-armed, skilled in hand-to-hand combat ICE thugs to the Mideast? They will cut through the Iranian army like shit through a goose.

Am I right?

[mobeau69]

1. The one-sixers would love the combat too.

[Walleye]

4. They won't Fight people who fight back I think they run, cowards

[marble falls]

2. ... and the proud boys, the boogaloo bois, the 3%ers, the oath keepers ....

... I'll contribute to their transportation to the shit.

[Permanut]

3. They'd be done in a couple days..

Sounds perfect.

[marble falls]

5. They'll turn into surrender monkeys most of them. The ones who never went bang the drums the loudest ...

... they're awfully willing to send our kids.

[Permanut]

6. Roger that..

We're not seeing Eric, Don Jr. Or Barron at the recruiting office.

[marble falls]

8. Allegedly Butthead Jr wanted to sign up and TACO told him if he did, he'd disown him.

[Talitha]

7. You kidding? They'd scream for Mommy before they got out of the basement.

But yeah, I'd like to see those punks get a free body bag.