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Orrex

(66,976 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:00 AM 9 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet?

Neck rotted all the way through, decapitating him?

Fell from the bow of the Titanic with his longtime friend and associate?

Torn to shreds by the families of soldiers killed in Iran when they find out how many of them there are?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 9 hrs ago OP

This is taking too long malaise 8 hrs ago #1

Does he even need a head? Ocelot II 2 hrs ago #27

Diaper rash, leading to skin breakdown, leading to infection and sepsis? QueerDuck 8 hrs ago #2

Did he contact it WmChris 7 hrs ago #14

"Cause of Death--his own odor!" hlthe2b 8 hrs ago #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #4

Soon... SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #7

Dear Goddess, PLEASE!!! niyad 6 hrs ago #17

I have a dream.. surfered 6 hrs ago #18

Sadly, he would take us all with him. niyad 6 hrs ago #19

I think that's his plan. surfered 6 hrs ago #20

It certainly seems to be. niyad 5 hrs ago #21

Choked trying to down the new McDonald's Big Arch Burger ? eppur_se_muova 7 hrs ago #5

Not yet, but it has to be soon. SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #6

;-{) FORE! Goonch 7 hrs ago #8

Omg! 😄😄😄 electric_blue68 4 hrs ago #23

This is my most favorite daily DU Thread.... FarPoint 7 hrs ago #9

Every day he's more dead than before. Joinfortmill 7 hrs ago #10

But yet, not enough! WestMichRad 7 hrs ago #11

But he's still moving around and making sounds with his face. Ocelot II 1 hr ago #28

Excellent possibilities today. AllyCat 7 hrs ago #12

I'm just saying JustAnotherGen 7 hrs ago #13

Leading the boots-on-the-ground in Iran. no_hypocrisy 6 hrs ago #15

No but malaise 6 hrs ago #16

Nope, BUT we are closer than we bluestarone 5 hrs ago #22

No cheering out my windows yet. Sigh.... electric_blue68 4 hrs ago #24

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 2 hrs ago #25

Excellent! City Lights 2 hrs ago #26

malaise

(295,315 posts)

1. This is taking too long

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:18 AM

8 hrs ago

Neck rotted all the way through, decapitating him?😀

Ocelot II

(130,234 posts)

27. Does he even need a head?

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 02:16 PM

2 hrs ago

Doesn’t seem to be much going on there.

QueerDuck

(1,564 posts)

2. Diaper rash, leading to skin breakdown, leading to infection and sepsis?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:25 AM

8 hrs ago

WmChris

(706 posts)

14. Did he contact it

Reply to QueerDuck (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:10 AM

7 hrs ago

With his head stuck up Putin's or BiBi's ass.

hlthe2b

(113,672 posts)

3. "Cause of Death--his own odor!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:14 AM

8 hrs ago

"I can smell him from here!... OMG!"

niyad

(131,766 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:19 AM

7 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(79,679 posts)

7. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:38 AM

7 hrs ago

niyad

(131,766 posts)

17. Dear Goddess, PLEASE!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #7)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:29 AM

6 hrs ago

surfered

(13,037 posts)

18. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:42 AM

6 hrs ago

niyad

(131,766 posts)

19. Sadly, he would take us all with him.

Reply to surfered (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:44 AM

6 hrs ago

surfered

(13,037 posts)

20. I think that's his plan.

Reply to niyad (Reply #19)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 10:15 AM

6 hrs ago

niyad

(131,766 posts)

21. It certainly seems to be.

Reply to surfered (Reply #20)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 10:18 AM

5 hrs ago

eppur_se_muova

(41,733 posts)

5. Choked trying to down the new McDonald's Big Arch Burger ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:25 AM

7 hrs ago

Ten dollars well spent, says I.

SheltieLover

(79,679 posts)

6. Not yet, but it has to be soon.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:37 AM

7 hrs ago

Goonch

(4,781 posts)

8. ;-{) FORE!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:39 AM

7 hrs ago

electric_blue68

(26,748 posts)

23. Omg! 😄😄😄

Reply to Goonch (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 11:57 AM

4 hrs ago

FarPoint

(14,710 posts)

9. This is my most favorite daily DU Thread....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:39 AM

7 hrs ago

I find the suggestions most satisfying....

Joinfortmill

(20,946 posts)

10. Every day he's more dead than before.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:41 AM

7 hrs ago

WestMichRad

(3,205 posts)

11. But yet, not enough!

Reply to Joinfortmill (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 08:44 AM

7 hrs ago

Ocelot II

(130,234 posts)

28. But he's still moving around and making sounds with his face.

Reply to Joinfortmill (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 02:17 PM

1 hr ago

AllyCat

(18,766 posts)

12. Excellent possibilities today.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:04 AM

7 hrs ago

JustAnotherGen

(37,999 posts)

13. I'm just saying

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:07 AM

7 hrs ago

"Oh boy!" Iran is making threats again!

Keep the faith Orrex!

no_hypocrisy

(54,778 posts)

15. Leading the boots-on-the-ground in Iran.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:27 AM

6 hrs ago

Just like he did on January 6, 2021.

malaise

(295,315 posts)

16. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 09:28 AM

6 hrs ago

Bestie Jeffrey did not commit suicide

bluestarone

(22,030 posts)

22. Nope, BUT we are closer than we

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 10:45 AM

5 hrs ago

were yesterday!

electric_blue68

(26,748 posts)

24. No cheering out my windows yet. Sigh....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 11:58 AM

4 hrs ago

Dulcinea

(10,010 posts)

25. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 02:12 PM

2 hrs ago

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

City Lights

(25,703 posts)

26. Excellent!

Reply to Dulcinea (Reply #25)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 02:13 PM

2 hrs ago

Let's get on with it already!

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