Caption contest! Because satire is a powerful weapon against fascism.

[GoneOffShore]

[no_hypocrisy]

1. "Is it still there . . . . ?"

[GiqueCee]

2. "Mr. Happy?

... I know you're down there. I realize I haven't actually seen you in a couple of decades, but please! Give me a little warning before you turn on the tinkle sprinkler!"

[werdna]

3. Oops! I did it again! n/t

[dalton99a]

4. Sex worker: "Donald, what are you looking for? I told you it is gone"

[OLDMDDEM]

5. OMG. She was right.

[Kid Berwyn]

6. "Agh! Ree-member stay up the wind from huzz-ben."

“When having pantload full, time for changing. Must call G. She know what to do.”

[jmbar2]

7. It's running down my leg.

Gonna hit my Florsheims in a minute.

[HAB911]

8. Still not big enough to fit in a uniform

[Drum]

9. "Having finally discovered the purpose of buttons on a suit jacket, Donald T**mp..."

[rurallib]

10. some democrat wet my pants

[jimmy the one]

11. Ok, who slipped the viagra in my Diet Coke

Note Melania's sly coy look over, and the other guys ghastly turn away.