DOD/DOW to be renamed "Department of Not My Fault"

[usonian]

US responsible for deadly missile strike on Iran school, preliminary inquiry says
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221089782
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/11/iran-war-missile-strike-elementary-school

'Dont know about it: Trump plays dumb after US military admits it hit Iranian school.
https://dnyuz.com/2026/03/11/dont-know-about-it-trump-plays-dumb-after-us-military-admits-it-hit-iranian-school/

A new report says that the military investigation has found that the United States struck the school in Iran, one reporter noted. As Commander and Chief, do you take responsibility for that?

That is what? Trump asked.

The school in Iran. A new report says the military investigation has found it was the United States that struck the school the reporter repeated.

I dont know about it, Trump replied dismissively.

The president has previously blamed Iran for striking the school.
Oh, and he has already blamed Kushner, Steve Witkoff, Pete Hegseth and AI.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/23/trump-iran-airstrikes-nuclear-deal
https://www.jfeed.com/news-world/trump-iran-strike-advisers-split

My tenet: Give me one excuse and I might believe you. Give me three or five, and I know you're lying.

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[Joinfortmill]

1. He's a demented criminal gone amok. Impeach him!

[eppur_se_muova]

2. DOPOJ -- Dept. of Perversion of Justice nt