Let me see if I have this right.

[kairos12]

Caudillo Bone Spurs, who believes his combat experience consists of thrashing his way through Studio 54, is now encouraging oil mega tankers to run the gamut of Iranian mines, missiles, and drones (oh my) so his MAGA zombies can top of their gigantic trucks without going into their moon pie cash reserve.

You first Orange Duce. You can play through.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Damn right! I like how you think, my dear kairos12! nt

[usonian]

2. After the "Trump Triumph," we'll have to call this "war, it's not a war" one of the following military successes.

Slaughter-Loo?
Epstiopia?
Little Pig Horn?
Armada Lago?


I’m still working on:

Stalingrad, Saigon, Normandy, The Light Brigade, Gallipoli, KYIV, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Bay of Pigs, Agincourt, and Leyte Gulf


Just added:
The Spite Brigade
Myway
Gettysburger
Fredricksburg of Hollywood
And (classified) Victoria’s Secret Mission (don’t tell anyone)

[niyad]

3. Most impressive.

[SheltieLover]

8. Yes!

[Seinan Sensei]

4. Mango Cankles REALLY wants a battle named after him

Hows about Bay of Piggie invasion?
Or …
The Cankles Conflict
Battle of the (Shitzinpantz) Bulge
Battle of Midway
(as in Midway-to-full-blown-Alzheimer’s
in need of a lockup Memory Care Unit)
The Boor War
Seems like a-Hundred Years War
The French (Fry) Revolution
(Porn) Star Wars

[SheltieLover]

7. How about Operation shovel shit quickly to distract from trumpstein files?

Little Pig Horn does have a certain ring...

[Skittles]

5. omfg

kairos12, YOU DO HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS.......and you are SPOT ON

yes INDEED

[bmichaelh]

6. Upside Down World

What kind of world do we live in when real estate men (Trump, Witkoff, and Kushner ) lead us into a war.

[vanessa_ca]

9. And the IRGC is just trolling him now

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