Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Dialysis machine disabled by hackers mid-cleanse?

Raging infection from nicked scalp while combing his hairs?

Got a look at Hegseth's banned photos and turned to stone?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. No but

Massie is having a good laugh at this lying mout a massi* 😀

* A slang term used to refer to someone who talks too much. They often keep blabbering about random topics that don't make any sense.

https://jamaicanpatwah.com/term/Mout-a-massi/1332

[SheltieLover]

5. Lol

[SheltieLover]

2. Recognized as the turd in the punch bowl & flushed?

[malaise]

3. Bwaaaah

[Goonch]

4. ;-{)....

[LymphocyteLover]

6. #3 made me laugh! Is he undergoing dialysis? Any reports of that?

[SheltieLover]

8. No idea, but hope springs eternal!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Orrex]

16. I saw it suggested earlier this week...

That his neck rash is consistent with the use of adhesive tape to hold a center line in place, as with urgent dialysis.

I have no idea if it’s true, but anything that gives me hope for his speedy demise is welcome!

[BlueKota]

7. He croaked a while ago, but

unfortunately turned into a zombie 🧟‍♂️, and is now a full fledged member of the walking dead!

[twodogsbarking]

9. Went night fishing with Al Neri on Lake Tahoe. Hail Mary.

[twodogsbarking]

10. The toy in his Happy Meal was an Iranian drone.

[NNadir]

17. I would like to nominate this post for today's thread winner.

[Orrex]

22. Agreed!

[twodogsbarking]

25. I am honored. For today I will be known as "Sir twodogsbarking".

[Orrex]

30. You also get the key to the executive washroom for 24 hours

[twodogsbarking]

11. Let us all thank Orrex for efforts made.

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. I have a dream..

[niyad]

19. All over the world.

[hlthe2b]

13. "Possibly dead at the hands of a cabinet member after reaching a 'final straw' when...

he insisted they try Melania's shoes next"

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. Aw

Cute little pupper. Melania's 👠 should be listed as torture devices.

[surfered]

15. Don't know if he'll ever go due to this dilemma.

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Ha ha

[twodogsbarking]

27. They had to sew his mouff shut. He was dead and wouldn't stop blabbering.

[NNadir]

18. Of course all of us look forward to this glorious day but I for one will miss the DU wit it brings each morning.

[niyad]

20. Then we can have the daily, "He's STILL Dead" thread.

[NNadir]

21. Good idea.

[niyad]

23. For some time after the happy event, a friend started every text with, "On a

cheerful note, scalia is STILL dead!" It did tend to brighten the day.

[Ocelot II]

28. So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

[Blue Owl]

26. The Ides of March are approaching fast

Sharpen up that blade, oh Reaper.....