79 y.o. diapered rapist felon who cried like a little girl for months over the Nobel Prize: "I'm not interested in it"

[Miles Archer]

Trump claims to have lost interest in winning a Nobel Peace Prize following the war he started with Iran.

In a Thursday interview with the Washington Examiner, Trump seemed to have cast aside his hopes for the peace prize, saying he had "no idea" if the war in Iran would "get him over the line" with the Nobel Committee.

"I don't know," the president sulked. "I'm not interested in it."

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-peace-prize-hope/

[Coolgoober]

1. Months?

I could've sworn he's been crying for years

[GreenWave]

2. Maybe the widdle baby wants it spoon fed to him.

On edit: What an embarrassing typo that was.

[hlthe2b]

3. An offensive war that has included bombing a girl's school, killing 175 young girls & teachers is

something to "get him over the line" for the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? Who the hell even asked him that-- as though that were a "thing"--deadly violence, war, and mass killing of innocent children is somehow a resume for the PEACE Prize? Really?

He's earned a place in HELL many times over. ASK HIM ABOUT THAT!!!

[3catwoman3]

4. Not interested in it?

What a load of bullshit. Sour grapes, anyone?

If his nose grew with every lie he told, it would stretch across the Atlantic Ocean by now.

[Ritabert]

5. Better yet the Ignoble Pee Prize.

[OMGWTF]

13. Some people think that the "P" in the so-called 'Pee Tapes' actually refers to pedophilia. That tracks.

[Ritabert]

16. It's definitely worse than "pee" given his appearance at Helsinki with Putin

[CTyankee]

22. Doesn't the "P" stand for pool, right here in River City?

[EYESORE 9001]

6. He must think

there’s an Ignobel War Prize to which he’s entitled.

[generalbetrayus]

7. FIFA intends to give the FIFA Peace Prize awarded to Orange Julius Caesar annually.

Maybe he could be a repeat winner.

https://inside.fifa.com/organisation/media-releases/peace-prize-award-football-unites-the-world-infantino?requester=MediaHub

[Justice matters.]

10. FIFA will end up having to carve out cardboards-filled assistances at the WC.

Nobody will afford buying their overpriced tickets or even flying to the US and feel at risk of getting abducted by ICE goons.

[SergeStorms]

17. He repeated everything else.

Repeat felon, repeat impeachment, repeat rapist, repeat child molester etc. etc. etc.

The Big Orange Fascist Pig does love to repeat things, doesn't he?

[Evolve Dammit]

8. bitter old man

[AllyCat]

20. Bitter, unloved, old man.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

9. the simile is sexist and adds nothing

[70sEraVet]

14. Good point.

"Cried like a kyle rittenhouse" would suit me!

[kimbutgar]

11. The only prize he should earn is a defendant seat at The Hague for war crimes against humanity !

[Aristus]

12. "....the frustrated wolf, unable to reach the grapes in the high branches,

slunk away, muttering that the grapes were probably sour anyway, and he didn't want them after all..."

[Woodwizard]

15. Just a little more paperwork

And he will be getting the Narcissistic Sociopath Misogynist Pedo prize.

[AllyCat]

18. He's over the line alright.

[cstanleytech]

19. We should create a solid gold Pinocchio prize for the biggest liar and Trump could be the first winner.

He has to publicly accept it in public with the all of the media there if he wants it and there is a time limit of 30 days to formally accept the award or it gets just displayed somewhere for people to view should he decline formal acceptance.

[eppur_se_muova]

21. Finally, an editor who knows how to write a lede ! nt