The Epstein SNAFU is being covered up by the Iran FUBAR which is hiding the Hegseth Lobster scandal

[Augiedog]

[GreenWave]

1. This perpetual obfuscation is reminiscent of the children's story: The House That Jack Built.

[Wednesdays]

3. Or the children's song, "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly"

Each step taken to solve the problem just compounds the problem.

[mwooldri]

12. I can only hope that the resolution to this is...

... similar to the one with the old lady who swallowed a fly. Not that I wish death on anyone...

[Wednesdays]

14. "I have never killed any one...

...but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction."
-- Clarence Darrow (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

[Ponietz]

2. Which is hiding the Noem $223 million malfeasance and so on ad nauseum

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[Be Leave On]

10. crimes all the way down

Crimes covering other crimes.
It's crimes, all the way down.

[usonian]

4. Reminder to DU'ers. Eschew Obfuscation!

Use precise terms such as the ones below

incentivize scalable methodologies
deploy robust paradigms
orchestrate granular niches

These are especially handy at cocktail parties and "smokers"
Source: https://www.makebullshit.com/
Known to old timers as a fuzz-phrase generator.

[mwmisses4289]

5. Makes me think of George Carlins' sketch of how words change.

Iirc, he showed how we went from "Battleshock" to "PTSD".

[BidenRocks]

8. "Maybe if they stuck with 'Shell Shock'

the veterans would get the care they need!" G. Carlin

[Nasruddin]

6. It's a Merry-Go-Round!

[PatrickforB]

7. Remember Sir Walter Scott's 1808 Marmion? "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive." n/t

[Tommy Carcetti]

9. Or maybe they're just general fuck-ups.

Fucking up independently of one another.

That's my best guess.

[NotASurfer]

11. BOHICA for the rest of us I guess n/t

[NBachers]

13. Superseded by the hat scandal and underscored by the Hegseth pictures controversy