Ok. Now it's clear.

[kairos12]

Kegsbreath was surprised by the drama at the Straits of Hormuz because he heard it’s all about Straight Vermouth.

[ret5hd]

2. i hope they die.

i’ll take your chastisement

[malaise]

3. Huh?

No one that vulnerable should be in that office.
That is all.

[Spazito]

4. Welcome back, again!

[LR3]

5. LOL. As if either one of them is any better

RFK is taking DMT (per Nuzzi), and if you think Kegsbreath is clean I have some real estate to sell you.

Even if both WERE clean, their actions make clear that they ARE NOT better.

[Skittles]

6. HOO BOY

FUCK REPUKES, THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY KIND OF ADDICT

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. Urp!

[NewHendoLib]

8. maybe you should somehow overcome your addiction to trolling DU for over 20 years

[0rganism]

9. Really? Of all the things you can say for your first post, it's this?

Well, you're probably a returning troll anyway; if so, perhaps it's not so remarkable as a true first post, but I respect your struggle nonetheless. In any case, please enjoy your stay. Feel free to chastise us very often, for we are chronically naughty by nature.

[Skittles]

10. we're being mean to Kegseth and RFK Jr

whatever did they DO to deserve that

[0rganism]

11. I feel their pain, but apparently I've become a masochist

So naughty it must be. So very naughty are we!

[Skittles]

13. *SNORT*

[NewHendoLib]

12. it was just serial DU troll Library Girl - worst of the worst of the worst trolls. completely obsessed.

[0rganism]

14. I find it fascinating that such a being exists

It willingly cultivates a cursed hobby/mission/lifestyle with no reward in sight other than its own self-martyrdom. How very dismal.