This is the time to mentally prepare for the fact that, for the 250th year of this country...

[Baitball Blogger]

we may be arresting the President of the United States under the suspicion of pedophilia.

[Easterncedar]

1. Democracy did not make it to 250

It's dead. Exactly when, historians may debate, but we are thrashing around in the rubble.

But thrash we must, hoping to build something better.

[Buttoneer]

2. Was Thomas Jefferson a pedophile? #SallyHemings

[thomski64]

3. Perhaps we should also commemorate.

the 180th anniversary of the Donner Party.
In case there's nothing to eat, but the rich..

[ABC123Easy]

4. Will believe it

when I see it.

[eppur_se_muova]

5. After Trmp is in jail, we need to hold a second 250th anniversary celebration -- because there's nothing to celebrate...

... under Trmp.

Like a married couple renewing their vows, we need to rededicate our country to fairness and justice for all, in front of all our friends and families as witnesses.

[regnaD kciN]

6. ...and that's the BEST-case scenario.