Oh FFS. 100% of the First Nude's heroic, inspirational DESCRIPTION OF HERSELF is HORSE HOCKEY (Sherman Potter hat tip)

[Miles Archer]

In a speech marking Women’s History Month, the elusive First Lady also talked up her self-titled documentary, which hit streaming on Monday, after box office returns for the film dramatically plummeted.

“As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight, but rather, takes shape after a long, and sometimes challenging process. Often alone at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain a laser focus,” she said, with Trump standing beside her. “In solitude, my creative mind dances—filling my imagination with originality.”

“Attention to detail, demanding schedules, and multitasking are everyday realities when building toward success,” she continued.

“This principle resonates across all my roles—as a mother, humanitarian, philanthropist, and entrepreneur—as well as with my new film, where I shaped its creative direction, served as producer, managed post-production, and activated the marketing campaign.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/visionary-melania-trump-gives-troubling-insight-into-her-life/

[msongs]

1. one wonders how she is sacrificing for the war effort, like barron, eric and jr nt

[Mossfern]

2. Is narcissism contagious?

How in the world can she say that with a straight face.

[2naSalit]

3. Easy...

It's frozen in that vapid expression, I think she's down to blinking and a little stretchiness at the corners of her mouth, that's her facial range of motion.

How can anyone tell what her feelings are unless she paints it on a jacket?

[Cha]

5. It's two Vultures of a feather.

Blood sucking Vultures.

[jmowreader]

4. You mean...

"...my new film, where I shaped its creative direction, served as producer, managed post-production, and activated the marketing campaign, and 339 million traitors refused to go see it. We sent the Secret Police to all these traitors' houses to ask them why they didn't go to see it, and this is what they said:

14 million traitors said they were sick of my husband's shit.
88 million traitors said they heard it sucked.
110 million traitors said after paying my husband's patriotic tariffs they didn't have money for any luxuries like movie tickets.
The rest of them said they were saving their money until the remake of "I Spit On Your Grave" opens in theaters.

I do nazi why anyone should not see my movie, so we have ordered the companies that own and operate electronic billboards to play my movie 24 hours a day for the next three years."

(Just so you know, the numbers are intentional...they go along with her husband's current actions.)

[LudwigPastorius]

6. "As a visionary..."

[Cha]

9. Right? did she even write that.. or was it

Nazi boy miller?

[Cha]

7. FO Nazi Malignant Leech. .

[Initech]

8. "As a visionary"

Oh just go fuck all of the way off with that shit. You are not a visionary.

[Cha]

10. "Visions" of a Nazi Hell for America.

[canetoad]

11. Oh yeah

That finished me.

[Solly Mack]

12. Singing "I'm a Little Teapot" doesn't make one an actual teapot.

But now we know why they live separately. No one house can contain their egos or their delusions.

[Permanut]

13. Not much hope for an Oscar..

But maybe some kind of fiction award.

[CTyankee]

14. Hey, Melanoma! Why doncha pose for anoher nudie shot?

Make yourself useful for a change!

[Wednesdays]

15. Where is First Nude Eva Braun's movie showing?

So that I know what streaming services to cancel.

[Wednesdays]

17. Answering my own question:

It will be streaming on Amazon Prime Video.

Good. We've canceled our Amazon subscription, and so will be well away from that abomination.

I'd only consider seeing it if it was spoofed on Mystery Science Theater 3000. And maybe not even then.

[Iggo]

16. Who the hell calls themselves a visionary?

Wow!

[Ilsa]

18. Alone at the top? Who wants to be friends with

a narcissist grounded in greed and superficiality?

[GoodRaisin]

19. A visionary?