Rapin' Grampy issues OIL FATWA: "go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts"

[Miles Archer]

MeidasTouch

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WTF: Trump encourages vessels to "go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts" in a new Fox interview www.foxnews.com/live-news/us...


12:20 AM · Mar 13, 2026

WTF: Trump encourages vessels to "go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts" in a new Fox interview www.foxnews.com/live-news/us...

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-03-13T04:20:51.990Z

[Ocelot II]

1. Let him be the captain of the lead ship. Show some guts, Piggy! Stand on the bridge

and lead your armada through the Strait of Hormuz. I double-dog-dare you.

[tanyev]

3. Think of the photo op!

[Ocelot II]

6. Or:

[OC375]

2. Navy One

Your boat is ready Mr. Trump. Lead the way…

[dalton99a]

4. .

[tanyev]

7. "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATT........."

[efhmc]

5. Says the biggest bully in the world. Arms others but never attacks anyone older than 15.

[lark]

8. Him first - show the others how it's done by standing proud on a US ship going thru the Strait!.

Please, after all there's nothing that can hit you since you destroyed it all, now didn't you?

[Firestorm49]

9. Maybe he should put his two physically fit offspring on some of the boats. They'd be the first Trumps in uniform.

[AZJonnie]

11. Ivanka and Tiffany?

[Baitball Blogger]

10. What he really means;

Sacrifice yourself and we’ll avenge you.

[Hugin]

18. What remains unsaid is...

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Sacrifice yourself and I will profit. It's the same refrain as during COVID Die for the Dow.

[AZJonnie]

12. So sayeth World Supreme Leader (and many say bravest human in history) Cadet Bonespurs (nt)

[City Lights]

13. Hey Rapist! Why don't YOU lead the way! Show some guts for once! nt

[PuraVidaDreamin]

14. He'd TACO.... So lets goad him on that!

Live on all the networks!
Live stream it too!

Just think of the ratings!

[City Lights]

16. Yes! That would be epic! nt

[moondust]

15. Sorry but...they have bone spurs.

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. While he sits stateside on his fat ass