Hegseth lsquirts out an alcoholic word salad: "When those are met, we'll set the tempo of when those are met." USA! USA!

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Hegseth: "We're proud to partner with the incredibly capabilities the Iranians -- or excuse me, the Israelis have. But our objectives are our objectives. When those are met, we'll set the tempo of when those are met."

Hegseth: "We're proud to partner with the incredibly capabilities the Iranians -- or excuse me, the Israelis have. But our objectives are our objectives. When those are met, we'll set the tempo of when those are met."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-03-13T12:45:26.959Z

[Goonch]

1. ;-{)...

[Aristus]

2. I'm more coherent than that after four shots of vodka.

Did he have five before that presser?

[MiHale]

3. Tried to use excuses like that in high school...

Never worked.

Our future never looked brighter…

[Ocelot II]

4. Pete when he's at home:

[Irish_Dem]

5. He's drunk.

[dalton99a]

6. He needs more vodka to digest all the crab and lobster

[ratchiweenie]

7. Wet brain for sure.