Is Jeanine Pirro drunk?

[yellow dahlia]

She is at the podium right now. I am watching MSNOW...but she is also on CNN.

She is pissed that Boasberg blocked the subpoenas they (DC US Atty) were trying to impose on Fed Chair Powell.

She was incredibly angry in her speech. She is being nasty to reporters.

And btw, the Judge told them not to appeal. She said we're appealing.

She is calling Boasberg an activist Judge.

[Coventina]

1. Is the Pope Catholic?

[displacedvermoter]

13. Or American?

[SocialDemocrat61]

33. And love deep dish pizza?

😉

[moniss]

46. Chicago deep dish? nt

[AZLD4Candidate]

2. Do fish swim? Water wet? Sun rises in the east everyday?

[underpants]

6. Fish? Swim? Water?

Link to tweet

?s=46

[yellow dahlia]

10. Boxed rose' - perfect.

[yellow dahlia]

8. Bear shit in the woods?

We're on a roll.

[ultralite001]

3. Pirro's ranting like the other Krasnov minions...

I can do what I want... You cannot STOP ME... Legally or otherwise...

+ her phone keeps going off...

Cut it out, Jeannine...

[yellow dahlia]

5. And pounding her fists on the podium....you can't make me.

New nickname - Jeanine Itsfiveoclocksomewhere Pirro.

[BlueKota]

31. His whole administration reminds me of bunch of bratty kids.

Throwing tantrums and threatening to hold their breath until their faces turns blue. 🤦‍♀️

[ultralite001]

58. A trick I learned in the ER...

for handling brats holding their breath "'til they turn blue"...

Pinch their nose shut...

They'll breathe at some point...

[BlueKota]

61. I'd love to see someone do that to the administration brats.

[ultralite001]

57. 100%

TIA...

[yellow dahlia]

4. Lisa Rubin is now explaining the judge's opinion, on MS NOW.

Basically Judge Boasberg said - you can't use subpoenas to harass someone.

[Boomerproud]

59. They did it to Bill and Hillary Clinton and too many others to name.

They're out of control.

[gulliver]

7. Hope someone is calling Cecily Strong...nt

[yellow dahlia]

12. Indeed. The cold openings write themselves.

[Jilly_in_VA]

9. Is she ever sober?

That's the more reasonable question.

[yellow dahlia]

11. You're right.

[malaise]

14. How would we know

She is also insane 😀

[yellow dahlia]

15. Excellent point, m.

Being insane is a prerequisite to a job in the take over.

Being drunk is not...but is a good dovetail.

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. When isn't she?

[Initech]

17. Alcohol abuse seems to be a common factor with MAGA worshippers.

[progressoid]

39. Go ahead and judge me...

[Initech]

56. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[allegorical oracle]

18. Difficult to tell. Her animation of innocence, as well as djt"s, is like Hegseth's. Truth be,

Trump has assembled such a stable of unfit (presumably-previous) substance abusers, it anybody's call.

[yellow dahlia]

20. I haven't known this many deranged incompetent weirdos in my seven centuries on this planet.

And yet - he finds them all.

I might have met a few over the years. But he has assembled a couple of platoons of the most insane, most unfit, most delusional.

[allegorical oracle]

23. So true. Can recall how missteps such as getting drunk and falling into the

Tidal Basin (near the Jefferson Monument) with a stripper named Fanny Foxx could end your career. Now, it's sheer corruption -- buy stock and start a war to increase that stock's value. So much more sophisticated.

[moniss]

55. You win the internet today for the mention of the great philanderer

Wilbur Daigh Mills and the "performance artist" known as Fanne Foxe. To be fair "Fanne" did go on about 10 years later to go to college and do quite well with a Master's in Marine Science and also a degree in Business Administration.

Wilbur did alright too at a big shot law firm.

Here's a pic of Wilbur and Fanne in their "prime".

[fujiyamasan]

19. Is she awake?

That right there answers your question.

[allegorical oracle]

25. You forgot one: She'd kill herself before disagreeing with djt. nt

[fujiyamasan]

35. Isn't it incredible

How this administration is actually filled with a bunch of drunks from Fox News.

They really put together the idiocracy cabinet.

[Celerity]

21. ...

[milestogo]

22. She is angry, nasty, and often drunk.

Those are her qualifications.

[yellow dahlia]

26. It must be nice to get a job that matches your skill sets.

[spanone]

24. Normally.

[Blues Heron]

27. She should drink more

[yellow dahlia]

30. ...and sleep through the day?

[Blues Heron]

40. Exactly!

[RockRaven]

28. Evergreen question with an evergreen (affirmative) answer.

[mr715]

29. Yes...?

Her liver turns water into Pinot.

If she were a little more decent, she'd be performing Jesus-like miracles.

[niyad]

32. Is she ever not?

[yellow dahlia]

34. That seems to be the question of the day.

[mr715]

37. Oh come on, it isn't a question.

She gives her grandkids boxed wine juice boxes.

She's made of an oaky cabernet.

She's just a little too oxidized for civil society.

[mr715]

36. No she is never not.

She is a medical marvel. I want her to cater my parties.

[Marcuse]

38. She can not pass the bar.

[littlemissmartypants]

43. DUzy! 🏅🏆

[yellow dahlia]

45. I like DUzy - great. Can I steal it for future use?

[littlemissmartypants]

63. Certainly! ❤️

[yellow dahlia]

64. Thanks!

[littlemissmartypants]

66. 💐

[moniss]

48. For what it's worth those are the crappiest, most

uncomfortable bar stools known to mankind.

[generalbetrayus]

41. Hey, give her a break - she's drinking for TWO now!

Not that Kegsbreath has likely ever stopped drinking.

[allegorical oracle]

42. Phew. Thought of the other meaning "for two." nt

[usedtobedemgurl]

44. "When isn't Jeanne Pirro drunk?"

Fixed it for you. There is a reason "she" always has a glass of wine in the SNL skits.

[moniss]

47. I wonder if she and "Last Call" Hegseth hide booze around their buildings where their offices are and

maybe they end up finding and raiding each others "little secrets".

[Bengus81]

50. Does Trump shit his diaper?

[evolves]

49. Is she ever

NOT drunk?

[yourout]

51. Is the Pope Catholic?

[Scrivener7]

52. Yup.

[RussBLib]

53. she seemed quite lucid to me

...didn't hear any slurring or stumbling.

I understand Judge Boasberg was appointed by Bush I, then elevated to his present spot by Obama.

And I think I heard recently that this whole "$1 billion cost overrun" bullshit was totally made-up by Trump just to try and pressure Powell. Talk about weaponizing the Justice Department.

https://russblib.blogspot.com

[surrealAmerican]

54. Just think how drunk you would need to be to spout such nonsense ...

... and multiply that by two.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

60. 'Cut it out!' Jeanine Pirro comes unglued over questions about low conviction rates

Pirro lost it during this press conference. I also believe that Piro may have been a little drunk

Jeanine Pirro, United States attorney for the District of Columbia, lost her temper after a reporter confronted her over her low conviction rate in the district.

— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-03-13T20:21:03.850Z

https://www.rawstory.com/jeanine-pirro-conviction-rate/

Jeanine Pirro, United States attorney for the District of Columbia, lost her temper after a reporter confronted her over her low conviction rate in the district.

At a press conference on Friday, Pirro unloaded angry remarks at U.S. District Court Judge James Boasberg after he quashed two subpoenas because he said they were designed to force the Fed to cut interest rates, a public demand of President Donald Trump.

One reporter asked Pirro about her historically low conviction rate following her remarks.

"Oh, cut it out," the U.S. attorney snapped loudly. "Do you know how many convictions we've got? Cut it out? We have cleaned up this city."

"You're historic," the reporter noted....

"That's what's historic! I'm willing to take a not guilty. I'm willing to take a no true bill because I'll take all the crimes and put them in."

[SheltieLover]

62. Is she ever sober?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

65. When has she ever been sober?

[onenote]

67. I've read the decision. It's great. But I don't see the judge telling the government not to appeal.

With respect to the decision on the motion to quash, it is silent with respect to the government appealing or not appealing.
With respect to the related decision to unseal the pleadings, the judge expressly stayed the order in order to allow the government to appeal.

[yellow dahlia]

68. Thanks for the follow up after having read the decision.

Interesting. I thought I heard that he told them not to appeal. Maybe I was confusing it with Thom Tillis telling the govt not to appeal because it would hold up the confirmation process of the new Fed Gov.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

69. Jeanine Pirro's 'extraordinary temper tantrum' floors CNN legal expert

Piro may be auditioning to replace Bondi

Jeanine Pirro's 'extraordinary temper tantrum' floors CNN legal expert

— Raw Story (@rawstory.com) 2026-03-14T00:30:14.661Z

https://www.rawstory.com/jeanine-pirro-public-temper-tantrum/

Former federal prosecutor and CNN legal expert Elie Honig reacted Friday to comments from Jeanine Pirro, U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, who was furious during an impromptu press conference following a major legal blow to the Trump administration.

Honig described the legal impact after U.S. District Judge James Boasberg granted the order, agreeing with the Fed that Trump's repeated attacks on Fed chair Jerome Powell indicate the investigation into the Federal Reserve's building renovation was pretextual and politically motivated.

"So first of all, that press conference in itself was extraordinary," Honig said. "Ordinarily, whenever you see a U.S. Attorney call a press conference and address the cameras, it's because there's been an indictment or a conviction or a sentence. I don't think I've ever seen a U.S. attorney or an attorney general call a press conference to complain about a ruling that he or she did not like. That was essentially a public temper tantrum."

Honig also fact-checked some of what Pirro said during the unusual press conference.

"You heard Jeanine Pirro say that this judge, Judge Boasberg, is a quote 'activist judge,''" Honig said. "This judge was elevated to the district court by Barack Obama. But before that, he was put on the local D.C. Superior Court by George W. Bush. And in this judge's past, he has actually denied a motion years ago to try to get Donald Trump's tax returns. He ruled in favor of Donald Trump on those tax returns. And then finally, most fundamentally, we just heard Jeanine Pirro complain that the grand jury subpoena is an important tool of prosecutors, which it is. You heard Jeanine Pirro say that the judge 'has taken that tool away from us.' That's not quite right."

[yellow dahlia]

70. Auditioning for Bondi's job - of course.