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Trump's Wild War Game
Tina Brown
If you want to understand where we are at this moment in Trumps second administration, all you have to do is look at that picture of Marco Rubio wearing a pair of oversized Florsheim shoes. This footwear, the WSJ revealed, is Trumps go-to gift for members of his inner circle, to whom he wishes to show approbation. He determines the shoe size by rough instinct and, 24 hours later, a pair of $145 leather oxfords, the proud badge of political servility, arrives.
We are in Ugandas Idi Amin territory now. I dream of the cabinet meeting when Trump is finally pelted with Florsheims, like that glorious moment in 2008 when the Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi hurled his shoes at President Bush during a joint press conference with Iraqi puppet PM al-Maliki in Baghdad. This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, dog! shouted Muntadhar, before he was wrestled to the ground and thrown into jail. (I dont know what his beef is, commented Bush, who lacked imagination at the best of times.)
The unsettling thing is, we are all wearing Florsheims now. Not because we lack raucous expressions of dissent at the manner in which America lurched into a war of choice with Iran, but because we all keep pretending there is a functioning alternative reality in which norms, policy, think tanks, and geopolitical game plans still play their traditional roles. Pundits speak sonorously about regime modification (shorthand for a next-gen, turban-charged Islamic republic) and the extension of presidential power, as if this were the long-ago world of institutional gravitas and coequal branches of government, instead of an inescapable escape room, in which we are trapped with a berserk brontosaurus peddling vehement ignorance
https://tinabrown.substack.com/p/trumps-wild-war-game
sop
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dem4decades
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sop
(18,396 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(22,864 posts)allegorical oracle
(6,421 posts)sad (unnamed) member of djt's administration, who pointed out that he regretted not being able to wear his $1,100 designer shoes, anymore. It's tough life when you give into a f**king idiot's demands.
tanyev
(49,144 posts)Oh, thats good.
EarthFirst
(4,097 posts)Nike if I recall; -Florsheim seems to be the newest trend.
GPV
(73,388 posts)Emile
(41,990 posts)Time for the straight jacket, and the guys in the white suits.
Blues Heron
(8,728 posts)Scrivener7
(59,348 posts)Even if you're going to be a sycophant, you could at least make sure you are smart enough to be a comfortable sycophant.
OC375
(796 posts)Red tie = red suspenders just stayin. It would be on brand.

OC375
(796 posts)yorkster
(3,788 posts)Like the Emperor's New Clothes from Hans Christian Andersen, it's a perfect symbol of
craven toadyism.
twodogsbarking
(18,492 posts)Those shoes are more uncomfortable than a long tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs.
ToxMarz
(2,895 posts)He gets great pleasure every time he's sees them wearing them (because they wouldn't dare not}. Total subservience.
Big clown shoes for Little Marco. Little tiny baby shoes for Patel.