Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died from relief that The Simpsons prediction didn't come true?

Mocked to death when he asked allies to help defend the Strait of Hormuz from his own fuck-up?

Stabbed 23 times?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{)......

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly rremains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. I have a dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

12. Should be a ruskie flag.

[niyad]

13. So very true!!!

[surfered]

15. Good point.

[littlemissmartypants]

28. My dream would be a closed casket with just a little...

Hole in the side we could use to poke very sharp sticks in to see if he makes any noises when we pay our respects validate IT'S PARTY TIME!!!

❤️👋😎

[SheltieLover]

11. Soon...

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Went to the Senate

and was stabbed by several Senators. It's a classic!

[Dulcinea]

4. "Beware the Ides of March."

--Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 2

[LymphocyteLover]

23. the day is still early... what time of day was Caesar stabbed, I wonder?

[hlthe2b]

5. Panicked when he found out his plotting foes are on the march..

led by a highly innovative leader. The Simpson's Date may only be film-delayed... "

[malaise]

6. No but

This sure made me spill my coffee
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21098503

[hlthe2b]

10. Hilarious!

[littlemissmartypants]

29. The Arabic subtitles ...

Perfecto!!!

Team Iran's got game in their Ministry of Humiliation Social Media. Right on target.

😎

[2MuchNoise]

7. Just what makes that little blood clot...

Think it can bring down an old orange despot
Everyone knows that clot's got
One heck of shot

'Cause we've got high hopes
We've got high hopes
We've got high apple pie in the sky hopes

[niyad]

14. Well done!!!

[SheltieLover]

8. The Ides of March prevailed?

[Ferrets are Cool]

16. Or 47 times.

[irisblue]

17. NPR is playing on the kitchen radio, they would have mentioned it

Damn shame

[surfered]

18. Sadly, no.

[twodogsbarking]

19. He and Lindsey Graham fell asleep in the bathtub and made our dreams come true

[Marcuse]

20. !**!!

[AllaN01Bear]

21. greetings from the night shift.

o how i whish!!!!!!

[AllaN01Bear]

22. ""

[LymphocyteLover]

24. 47 times would be appropriate

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. Pelted by oversized Florisheims

[generalbetrayus]

26. Died from eating arsenic-laced pie yesterday.

Also, died from exhaustion after agreeing to recite all the digits in Pi out loud without stopping.

[littlemissmartypants]

27. 🌞 Good morning! Unfortunately...

I'm going to have to reject door #1 this morning. Because... AI combined with mis/disinformation and conspiracy theories just aren't my bag.*

As a lover of literature and fine rugs and flooring, massive blood loss, too messy with an expensive clean up don't excite me.

However, as a former student and teacher of language and communication skills, I would pay cash money to see him forced to sit in a room to be mocked and verbally lambasted until he had a massive, life ending, cardiac event without hesitation.

Thanks so much for your steadfast devotion to this mission, Orrex. You're unmatched in your dedication to it.

I hope everyone has a lovely day.

❤️🌞

* #1

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. Beware the Ides of March, @realdonaldtrump . Your people are just waiting for their moment.

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