Rubio shoe collection

[DoBW]

BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a secret mission into the Strait of Hormuz, to see if a safe route through the thousands of mines the Iranians submerged there - in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him.

#MarcoRubio

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T21:19:45.749Z

BREAKING: Marco Rubio becomes the first person to ever cross the Delaware river in a Florsheim shoe.

#DonaldTrump

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T17:05:13.398Z

BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a top secret bombing mission to Iran in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him.

#MarcoRubio

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-12T20:34:12.449Z

BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been buying the people in his inner circle, new shoes, and people are “afraid not to wear them.” So, finally after Marco Rubio worked up the courage to tell Trump that the 5 Florsheim shoes, didn't fit - the President immediately bought them all new shoes.

— Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) 2026-03-12T00:14:50.765Z

— Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) 2026-03-11T22:01:35.228Z

Marco Rubio has moved into one of the Florsheim shoes that President Trump gave him

— Stephen Moran. (@moranstephen1000.bsky.social) 2026-03-13T08:17:41.482Z

[The Blue Flower]

1. And not one has thought of ordering a pair that fits?

The boss wouldn't notice.

[erronis]

3. Those special Florsheims are fitted with spy equipment - vetted by bibi and vlad

If you're caught not wearing the Special Edition all day long, dasvidaniya.

[jmowreader]

4. Y'know, that may not be that far off

I wouldn't put it past Trump to have had trackers installed into the heels of these shoes so he can track his underlings' movements.

[erronis]

2. Great collection! I thought trump was buying the size 15 shoe so his underlings could break them in

Florsheims are such stiff old-man shoes and trump is known to have tender feet.

(Wonder if trump owns stock in that company...)

[Norrrm]

5. Do the shoes come with lifts already built in?

Markwayne could use a pair.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. The internet is having fun

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

7. Florida's Florshiem Failure

Love these memes of mockery — KEEP ‘EM COMING!

[Maru Kitteh]

8. The glass of water in the last one is a nice touch.