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highplainsdem

(61,799 posts) Wed Mar 18, 2026, 03:27 PM 18 hrs ago

LOL! The Onion's Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

You're all familiar with The Onion, and there's no paywall, so I'm not going to post an excerpt. This is laugh-out-loud funny, though, and I hope you'll all read all of it.

Enjoy!

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LOL! The Onion's Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman (Original Post) highplainsdem 18 hrs ago OP

K&R canetoad 18 hrs ago #1

Hilarious! DET 17 hrs ago #2

Good Stuff ProfessorGAC 17 hrs ago #3

quote rampartd 16 hrs ago #4

canetoad

(20,714 posts)

1. K&R

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2026, 03:29 PM

18 hrs ago

Funny!

DET

(2,481 posts)

2. Hilarious!

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2026, 04:16 PM

17 hrs ago

What informs your personal sense of morality?
Previous things I’ve gotten away with.

Sums up this entire administration and the tech bro universe.

ProfessorGAC

(76,575 posts)

3. Good Stuff

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2026, 04:23 PM

17 hrs ago

And, it does seem like the answers that lucky puke would actually give.

rampartd

(4,555 posts)

4. quote

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Wed Mar 18, 2026, 04:42 PM

16 hrs ago

Trapped in a simulacrum of my own making, howling to a god who does not exist, robbed of death’s sweet release by my own hubristic decision to permanently transcribe my consciousness into the cloud.

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