LOL!! Marco Riubio's Florsheims.

[tblue37]

hmm

— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) 2026-03-11T09:02:35.635Z

[tblue37]

1. Reference:

— Not ANotSee (@exxitter.bsky.social) 2026-03-11T17:13:30.019Z

[markodochartaigh]

2. Ruby slippers.

Just click the heels together Mark.

[lame54]

3. Ok now. Try walking a mile in his shoes...

You could without them ever moving

[Blue Owl]

4. Rubio's political career is now a floating debris island of Florsheim and Jetsam

[Deuxcents]

5. Can't even say the shoes don't fit? Too afraid but out in public without a spine to even mention it? Ridiculous

[msongs]

6. disgusting worm

[sop]

7. "If the shoes don't fit, you must acquit" - Marco Rubio's defense during his impeachment trial.

[EYESORE 9001]

8. When I first heard about this

I wondered why he didn’t buy an identical pair in his right size? Unless rumpus was trolling ‘Li’l Marco’ by giving him shoes he can’t fill, in which case he’d know Rubio did a switcheroo on the shoes.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

9. He probably has a small shoe size and lied about his size.

A lot of people equate shoe size with dick size. Poor Marco has small appendages.

[Maru Kitteh]

10. HEY TSF, do their suits and MAKEUP next!

PLEASE????!!!????

[kairos12]

11. Better stuff some paper in those.