Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell into the crucible during the initial run of his commemorative coins?

Identified as Patient Zero for TDS and neutralized as a threat to public health?

Died from smoke inhalation while personally investigating the laundry on the USS Gerald Ford?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[MiHale]

1. P.M. of Japan took him out in secret...

He never saw it coming.

[niyad]

6. Good one!

[malaise]

16. Nicely played

😀

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) Bone Spurs

[hlthe2b]

4. "Hope springs eternal, but I won't believe he's dead until...

...I get to pee on his grave!"

[SheltieLover]

14. This little pupper is throwing some serious side eye

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Lol I wouldn't want to get on that puppys bad side

[niyad]

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

9. I have a dream..

[SheltieLover]

7. Fatal tantrum over presumed faiure of SAVE (my slovenly ass) bill?

Went up in flames trying to light John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221109558 )

[niyad]

11. I wonder how much ketchup hit the walls with that announcement?

[SheltieLover]

13. A lot no doubt!

I wonder if anyone was trampled by catsup bottle stampeed?

[surfered]

17. A bunch...

[Joinfortmill]

10. No, goddammit

[jfz9580m]

12. Number two is the funniest one I have seen so far

Identified as Patient Zero for TDS and neutralized as a threat to public health.
RFK Jr might just use that as a threat to destroy what remains of public health funding if anything.

[malaise]

15. No but

The emperor of projection projects yet again

https://democraticunderground.com/100221110596

[Blue Full Moon]

18. You will die on a great holiday

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. I am also pissed that trump keeps waking up

[Sparkly]

20. I'd be satisfied if he faked his own death

and went away... like to Siberia.

It would make sense for the coward to slink away like a weasel.