Dan Crenshaw says the word "IMMINENT" is "subjective"

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "This be clear about the word 'imminent' -- it's a subjective word"

Rep. Dan Crenshaw: "This be clear about the word 'imminent' -- it's a subjective word"

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-03-19T18:09:08.205Z

[sop]

1. Definition of "imminent": about to occur; threatening to occur immediately; near at hand; impending.

No, Dan, it's not that subjective.

[Ocelot II]

5. Well, maybe he just means that you might not know *exactly* when something is going to happen,

so "imminent" could mean in ten minutes, or an hour, or tomorrow. So if you can't time it exactly, describing some possible occurrence as imminent is just subjective. Right, Dan? Is that it?

[Solly Mack]

2. And "No" means "Yes", I suppose.

[Fiendish Thingy]

3. I suppose he's right in a way

In the sense that time is relative…

[yardwork]

4. Ok.

[harumph]

6. He needs a pair of those. Fuckwit.

[Walleye]

7. Yes, your honor. I shot him in self-defense. He was thinking about getting a gun and killing me.

[Swede]

12. I also killed his wife and one of his kids...

But, what ya gonna do?

[FakeNoose]

8. So please explain why Chump tore up Obama's nuclear treaty with Iran

[ProfessorGAC]

9. How Convenient

Clearly, this intellectually lazy person says thinking it makes them smarter than they actually are.

[CanonRay]

10. So is "now" I suppose.

[Midnight Writer]

11. Sit down, Dan. Even the voters in your own district have heard enough of your bullshit.

[maxsolomon]

13. He's not wrong. It could mean an hour, a day, weeks, months.

It's a rhetorical evasion, of course. Repukes do nothing but evade questions.

[area51]

14. Here's an idea, Dan:

Let's make your paycheck subjective.

[Jbraybarten]

15. What an ass. He KNOWS damn well that he's full of shit.

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. No it isn't!