Chuck Norris and his wife promising the USA will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins in 2012.

[Swede]

Just a heads up.

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[walkingman]

1. Clearly a message to white evangelicals...and he claimed to not be a racist.

[tulipsandroses]

14. Always amazes me that the "I'm not racist"folks so often do racist shit

Then cry foul when you call them out on it

[Cirsium]

2. A threat

More like a threat than a promise.

[Joinfortmill]

3. 'Chuck Norris, action hero and star of 'Walker, Texas Ranger,' dies at 86'

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/chuck-norris-dies-86-action-hero-walker-texas-ranger-actor-rcna225833

'Chuck Norris, the square-jawed martial artist and Hollywood action hero who became a symbol of rugged American masculinity as the star of the CBS series “Walker, Texas Ranger” and later as a popular internet meme, died Thursday, his family said.'

My words: Obama is still here, buddy.

[RussBLib]

4. Could that be AI? Don't remember that.

Doesn’t mean I don’t believe it, just didn’t see that in 2012.

But I always knew he was a dick, so….

https://russblib.blogspot.com/?m=1

[Swede]

8. Found this on google. ABC news 2012

https://abcnews.com/Politics/OTUS/chuck-norris-warns-1000-years-darkness-obama-elected/story?id=17152039

[RussBLib]

13. Ok. Typical apocalyptic language

…from religious fanatics. Took a while to learn that it was the Republicans that were threatening freedom all along.

[Towlie]

5. We already had that!

AI response to "carl sagan on 1,000 years of history":

The "Dark Ages" as a 1,000-Year Gap: In Cosmos, [Carl] Sagan famously highlighted a "white space" of roughly 1,000 years in the history of science, spanning from the fall of the Library of Alexandria and classical civilization to the Renaissance. He considered this a period of stagnation, where the scientific curiosity of the Ionian Greeks was suppressed by dogmatic thinking and a "surrender to mysticism".

[clevergrrrl]

6. Rot in hell MAGAt POS

[vankuria]

7. What's all the white stuff hanging in back

their KKK robes?

[Fiendish Thingy]

10. Karate Gi's. Nt

[Fiendish Thingy]

9. Well he's been right for the past ten years...

The darkness was a little delayed, but the MAGA cult brought it eventually.

[0rganism]

11. Heading into year 11 now, it appears he was correct

Well, 10 down, only 990 left to go. Wheee!

[johnp3907]

12. I guess they were right?

999 years to go!

[markodochartaigh]

15. The whole thing about the Manly Man

protecting women and children needs to be carefully considered. Under the Norris/maga vision the Manly Man chooses which women and children are worthy of his protection, and chooses how he will protect them.
He protects his chosen ones with his Manly Power of Intimidation and Violence. He does not protect all women and children by voting for a government which protects everyone without sorting the worthy from the unworthy.

[TexasBushwhacker]

23. And like so many conservatives his generation

he married his high school sweetheart, had 2 kids, cheated on her and fathered another child, then divorced after 30 years. Then he married a woman 23 years his junior, because by that time, HE WAS RICH! What a cliche

[marble falls]

16. Wrong year, wrong President. They both look like they need a good healthy meal. Typical of cultists.

[GiqueCee]

17. I think ol' Chuckie...

... got kicked the head a few too many times.

[struggle4progress]

18. The ability to kick people doesn't correlate closely with good logical skills or common sense/

Soup-rise! soup-rise! soup-rise!

[Rebl2]

19. Didn't

realize that darkness would be trump

[Srkdqltr]

20. Chuck Norris died today

[Eko]

21. Hopefully this is the last time I have to say this joke on here. You know why there are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes and

No Bruce Lee ones?
Cause Bruce Lee is no joke.

[WhiteCheek69]

22. Good Riddance

Enjoy MAGA hell!