Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Waffle-related teleportation accident?

Killed by cheap-ass drones bought from disreputable supplier?

Collapsed during pickle ball match?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to visit the naval academy

and accidentally walked overboard trying to find the bathroom.

[lastlib]

2. You should've KNOWN......

...not to walk out on that plank!

[lastlib]

3. I hope that soon.....

your daily question is, "Is he STILL dead??"

[littlemissmartypants]

4. If the first doesn't work, he has options.

🌞Good morning, Orrex. I hope you have a lovely day. Thank you. ❤️

[malaise]

5. No but

He thinks he can kill everyone in Cuba

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221113051

[hlthe2b]

6. "Every day I hopefully check Orrex's thread and sadly...

NO...Soon? You don't want to see me MAD!"

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

.

[SheltieLover]

8. Swept away by Bald Eagle who recognized slob as vermin?

[Ocelot II]

10. Sometimes I amuse myself by imagining where I will be when I hear the news.

Will I be at home watching TV or doing laundry? Out for a walk? Grocery shopping? At a choir rehearsal or a Zoom meeting? Will I find out because there's a Breaking News bulletin on TV or because my fitness watch buzzes a news alert, or because car horns are honking and people are running around singing and drinking right from their champagne bottles? Will I be able to make it to the liquor store before all the champagne is sold out? Where will I celebrate, and how drunk will I get? Will there be many parties or one great big one downtown? Or both? What songs will I sing before I pass out on my own or a neighbor's front lawn?

It's going to happen. I just hope we don't have to wait much longer.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. I want him to suffer.

I want TSF to endure the virus I've had since January 2 with a head/chest cold on top of it.

No sleep.

Incessant coughing with disgusting stringy sputum.

Nostrils are ornamental, not utilitarian.

[malaise]

12. You'd better get well soon

That’s an order😀.