Trump is almost done with Putin's "Honey Do" List

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

He's doing such a great job there will be time left to lick Putin's balls when he's done!

1. Tank the US economy...check
2. Destroy the NATO alliance...check
3. Get rid of those pesky oil sanctions...check
4. Make the US a pariah nation...check
5. Sow division and scramble the US policital system...check
6. Deplete the US inventory of weapons...check
7. Trash the US intelligence services...check
8. Undermine Ukraine's resistence...check
9. Create decades of unrest and disruption of energy markets...check

But Trump isn't a Russian asset, is he? Russia, Russia, Russia...it's all a hoax. How long until we recognize the annexation of Crimea and have Jared try to negotiate away Ukranian territory? What's next in US foreign policy? I guess we should check the refrigerator door in the Kremlin, Putin's list is probably there hanging from a Jefferey Epstein magnet.

[mercuryblues]

1. Well, he's almost done with the list

Trump has one more thing on Putin's list to do.

Jump out the window

[debsy]

6. I think this is too much to Hope for...

… but the thought of it actually happening makes me with joy!

[flying_wahini]

2. And bankrupt our Treasury so deeply that it will take generations before our grandchildren dig out of it.

I think he’s even worse than Shitler.

[flying_wahini]

3. Next it's on to finish the Project 2025 list.

[flamingdem]

4. How bad is the Kompromat?

Will we ever know...

[debsy]

5. Yes, as many of us have been saying for over a decade

Also:

DJT army (aka ICE) taking over airports

DJT army (aka ICE) taking over elections ( yes, this hasn’t happened yet but it will)

Billionaires stealing extreme amounts of wealth into their coffers and bankrupting many Americans.

The list goes on.

And we aren’t protesting until next weekend. Who can afford to go anywhere anymore?

[OMGWTF]

7. Move over Benedict Arnold and make way for Bein' a dick Donald.

Putin is the Chairman of the Rethuglican party and every last one of those fkers is a TRAITOR!

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Judging from the expressions on those two faces, they both know Putin got the better deal.

Trmp blathers about being a really great deal-maker -- the best !! -- while Putin quietly slips a metaphorical knife between his ribs and flies back to the Kremlin before Trmp even notices.

[FailureToCommunicate]

9. 10: Do all the above with help from his spineless Republicans and MAGA cult.

Mission accomplished.

[calimary]

10. Is that why he so often wears a RED tie?

Sending a signal of some sort? Team color, maybe?

At this point, I’d trust my own suspicions above anything else about him.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

11. I just came back in from doing yard work.

My mind was working overtime while I was chain sawing some downed trees. The list was even longer. Trade wars, our closest ally Canada hates us, job losses, oil prices (oh I'm sorry, that's apparently a good thing), cost of living, hollowed out the expertise from the US government, effed with our higher educational intitutions, stopped funding research, MEASLES for Chist sake, politicizing federal agencies, rollback of environmental protections, cutting off US AID assistance. Give it a break Donnie, you've really done well for yourself (and by yourself I mean Putin)

[Laxman]

12. Do you think Putin...

actually calls him "honey"?