Is TSF having delusions about talking to someone in Iran?

[milestogo]

He is nuts.

Iran denies it.

He could be lying just to fuck with the market.

[generalbetrayus]

1. Stop asking at the word "delusions", and the answer is always "YES!".

[31st Street Bridge]

8. That call is coming from inside the White House

Child Rapist 47 thinks it's a Teheran exchange.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. It's hard to tell the difference, since all his life he has lied about everything.

[karynnj]

3. Delusions or maybe he told Kushner and Witkoff to speak to Iran

and assumed they did and, of course, Iran agreed to the two best diplomats/real estate con men and ( in Kushner's case slum lord) ever.

It is shocking that these two men didn't bother using any long term diplomats or experts.

[Whip-poor-will]

4. Who's talking

He's not doing the talking ,it's his imaginary President he was talking to last week, he sent to talk for him .

[2naSalit]

5. The 'president'...

He was talking to was him as 45. So you've got -47 taking advice from himself as -45.

Remember, he only listens to himself.

Which means that many of his conversations are with the voices in his head,

[maxsolomon]

6. He's just lying.

He believes if he lies enough, it becomes true.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. Trump is lying, but...

I would bet that he has tasked Rubio with finding a 3rd party intermediary country to open back channel cease fire talks.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Meh. He's just that fogged over now.

He thinks people believe his fabrications because his henchmen pretend to believe him. His cognitive decline accelerating.

[Prairie_Seagull]

10. We are all on the dark side of the moon.

Would rather trust Irans take, whom for which, we are satan.

Than the man currently, well you know.

Norms no longer apply.

What's down the road?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. LOL There are photos of these negotiations

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Probably Not Delusion

We have ample evidence that he lies, so the simplest explanation is that he made it up.

[Rebl2]

13. Yep

that’s what it was all about

[struggle4progress]

14. Would he lie to us?

[Cerulean Southpaw]

15. Markets. Insider trading.

At around 6:50 a.m. in New York, S&P 500 e-Mini futures trading on the CME recorded a sharp and isolated jump in volume, breaking from an otherwise subdued premarket backdrop. With thin liquidity typical of early trading hours, the sudden burst stood out as one of the largest volume moments of the session up to that point.

A similar pattern was observed in oil markets. West Texas Intermediate May futures also saw a noticeable pickup in trading activity at roughly the same time, with a distinct volume spike interrupting otherwise quiet conditions.

Roughly 15 minutes later, at 7:05 a.m., Trump said on Truth Social that the U.S. and Iran had held talks and that he was halting planned strikes on Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure. That announcement prompted an instant rally in risk assets, with S&P 500 futures soaring more than 2.5% before the opening bell. West Texas Intermediate futures dropped nearly 6% following the announcement.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/23/volume-in-stock-and-oil-futures-surged-minutes-before-trumps-market-turning-post.html