Spurious News: American Psychiatric Association: "Impeach Trump Now"
WASHINGTON (Spurious News Network) -- "Our new Make America Sane Again initiative will return calm to the American people, and the rest of the world," said Theresa M. Miskimen Rivera, MD, president of the American Psychiatric Association (APA), at a press conference at APA Headquarters in the nation's capital. "It is workable, affordable and, really, the best thing for all of us."
Dr. Rivera described how the MASA program will work.
"In the psychiatric field, we've learned that one of the easiest ways to return an individual to a state of mental health is to remove the biggest stressors in his or her life. Right now, the biggest stressor the American people have is their president. As they say in the South, that boy ain't quite right. So, the first thing we must do is remove him from office. There are two ways to do it.
"The first is under the provisions of the Constitution's 25th Amendment. We don't believe that'll work because the Cabinet has to vote to remove him, and the Cabinet is currently comprised of Donald Trump's 23 biggest cheerleaders.
"The other way is impeachment. He's committed so many felonies just since January 20, 2025, that finding five or six that'll stick shouldn't be a problem. And with gas as expensive as it is, food as expensive as it is, and 535 Congress members being highly dependent on not having a pissed-off electorate so they can keep their jobs, we believe they'll find what they need."
After the president is gone, what then? "Impeach the entire rest of the Administration and stick Michael Grinston in there until there can be another election. Retired Sergeant Major of the Army Grinston is a smart, caring individual who has a lot of respect in Congress and among both Republican and Democratic voters. He'll do a good job until the next election. The Founding Fathers didn't put anything like this in the Constitution, but the Founding Fathers would have put Trump in a pillory and let people throw rotten tomatoes at his head for half the crap he's pulled. They sure didn't think anyone like him would ever be president."
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