I'll just drop this here an case anyone wants to comment . . . please do not spread this around

[AverageOldGuy]

[dem4decades]

1. There is no God.

[Wounded Bear]

2. No way I would K&R this post...

Oh wait.

[AloeVera]

3. Is that a loincloth or a diaper?

Hard to tell.

[magicarpet]

4. I think he pissed himself,...

..... he got so excited they gave him a participation trophy.

[AloeVera]

6. Evidently he was aiming up so a reasonable conclusion!

Bravo!

[nilram]

11. Clearly, he's always been pampered

[AloeVera]

13. Snicker...snort..

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Robert Mueller was a true hero, especially when compared to someone else

LEFT: 1960s Robert Mueller, a wounded and highly decorated soldier in Vietnam.

RIGHT: 1960s Donald Trump, a draft dodger at reform school, not athletic enough to make the team so picking up jock straps as “staff.”

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-03-21T19:28:00.904Z

[Blue Owl]

7. And I never once saw Mueller post a ridiculous photoshop meme of himself as Rambo

Yet he was tougher and more heroic

[Scrivener7]

8. Cankles is doing First Position from ballet. Stunning, given his bone spurs.

[Rebl2]

9. Awww

look at him with his tiny little trophy.

[bluestarone]

10. I'm not gonna kick this, nope i'm not

Ok i will!!

[Moostache]

12. There is no comparison...just confirmation.

We (collectively as Americans) have an unanswerable question from the future - "How in the FUCK did you imbeciles do THAT TWICE?!?!?!?!?"