That fucking cuck Micro Penis Mike Johnson

[Aviation Pro]

Once we win the House back, I hope the Democratic Speaker assigns a fucking coat closet to that motherfucker for his office with a budget of $12 and some used coffee grounds.

[NJCher]

1. he once said

He always wanted to be a fireman.

Hahah, look at the fires he's trying to put out now!

A coat closet is too good for him.

[Jerry2144]

4. He's more suited for

A portable plastic poop palace out back

[BurnDoubt]

7. Urine Sauna.

That'll be fine for the Wee Lad.

[mr715]

2. Looking forward to his disgrace.

Hope he feels it in his bones. I hope it haunts him. He believes he was installed by God. It will be a good day when that such same God crashes him against the rocks.

[yaesu]

3. Rumor has it that him & Vance are involved in a love triangle with a couch named Cushy. nt

[mr715]

5. A couch that Lindsay Graham frequently sits on.

[canetoad]

6. Snort!!

Good one.

[Warpy]

8. I hope od people of L get tired enough of bungling and high prices

that they send Marshmallow Mike back to his home town to probate wills for the rest of his useless life.

[UTUSN]

9. Hah!

[KitFox]

10. Every time I see that smirking little weasel, I think of his lead role in trying to subvert the 2020 election

certification. He spouted every crackpot conspiracy theory, was instrumental in filing the brief in the case that the Supreme Court promptly threw out, and rounded up members to vote against certification. A perfect little Drumpf toady to throw tons of sand in the gears every day.