I was musing in the shower this morning that

[PCIntern]

with the passing of Chuck Norris, perhaps we have an opportunity to reflect upon how, perhaps, with a little creativity, we can create the equivalent of the Chuck Norris-type memes/jokes for Orangina.

For those of you who are not familiar with that which I am referring to, there are literally hundreds of sayings, for want of a better word which go like this:

Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the Sun from him

Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. It’s not dead, it’s just afraid to move.

A police officer pulled Chuck Norris over for speeding and Chuck let him off with a warning.

You get the idea: there are categories that Donnie can inhabit: liar, loser, bankruptcy, hair and makeup, the list goes on and on. A gifted comedy writer and his/her team could write fifty of these in a day and they would spread like wildfire. Like the Norris memes, they should be relatively short and to the point and consistent with what we know as Trump-cliches.

Just a thought.

[Kaleva]

1. Chuck Norris used a double in his movies. For the crying parts.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{)....

[lastlib]

3. God said, "Let there be light." And there was light.

He divided the light and the dark, and He called the light "day," and He called the dark "tRump."

--Every night, before the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for donald tRump.
--We live in an expanding universe. It's all trying to get away from donald tRump.
--donald tRump was exposed to Coronavirus; the virus spent a month in quarantine.
--Since 2015, six major circuses have closed down--they couldn't compete with donald tRump.
--donald tRump had to stop swimming in the White House pool--too many tsunamis.
--donald tRump went fishing and caught an old tire; the tire threw him back.

[PCIntern]

5. That's pretty funny actually.

Ex-cellent. 😂

[lastlib]

4. The Liar's Club gave donald tRump their Lifetime Achievement award....

...then went out of business.