Trump's IRAN WAR UPDATE: ""I'm a gold person. Someday they'll discover a paint that will look like gold. It's 24 karat."

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
Trump: "I'm a gold person. It's all real stuff. You can't imitate it. Someday they'll discover a paint that will look like gold and that man is gonna be the richest man in the world. It's 24 karat."

Trump: "I'm a gold person. It's all real stuff. You can't imitate it. Someday they'll discover a paint that will look like gold and that man is gonna be the richest man in the world. It's 24 karat."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-03-26T15:27:34.203Z

[House of Roberts]

1. He's been playing his invisible concertina all morning.

BBC News has the 'cabinet meeting' on this morning.

[NEOH]

2. WTF???????

[MustLoveBeagles]

4. trump word salad

[Hey Joe]

3. Well, we know that Jabba the Butt

Is a 24 karat narcissist and psychopathic lier .

[C_U_L8R]

5. More Stinkfinger than Goldfinger

[Amethyst Ring]

6. He's never been to a hardware store

Or a craft shop. And he's never heard of electroplating.

Just put it on the incredibly long list of things he doesn't know.

[Wiz Imp]

7. You can't imitate gold? That would be news to both counterfeiters and law enforcement

https://www.gold-analytix.com/knowledge/types-of-counterfeits







The person who discovers paint that looks like gold is gonna be the richest man in the world? Then what is this?
https://www.culturehustleusa.com/products/the-worlds-goldest-gold-metallic-acrylic-paint-by-stuart-semple-30ml?variant=14582241493050¤cy=USD&srsltid=AfmBOoqmSP8Pf_mvY6OuCiQqYY0zyd94SDC5ZxfySSrWGu8UhmhCk_NdQAE
?v=1732801572&width=1080
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gold-Rust-Oleum-Stops-Rust-Bright-Coat-Metallic-Spray-Paint-7710830-11-oz/17011173
?odnHeight=2000&odnWidth=2000&odnBg=FFFFFF

[BadgerKid]

8. What fun you have with a bunch of rocks and a can of gold paint!

[EYESORE 9001]

9. This guy's probably on TSF's watchlist

[Johnny2X2X]

10. Gold colored paint?

My god, he's a genius, why hasn't anyone ever thought of inventing gold paint before? And here Burger King has spent $100s of Trillions in solid gold signs this whole time when they could have just used gold paint instead!

[edhopper]

11. Says the man

not realizing that all the crap he put up in the Oval Office is imitation gold.