The President asks for a wake up call.

[surfered]

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Name tag says 'Karen'

but in a good way

[usedtobedemgurl]

2. Not true to life.

The orange dummy feels entitled. He would never use the word "please.".

[surfered]

3. Good point. A******s never say please.

[YodaMom2]

7. Nor would he phrase it as a request:

“Give me a wake-up call, piggy!”

[King_Klonopin]

4. "When would you like that? Are you planning to have a Cabinet meeting today?" n/t

[flashman13]

6. Yes, I want to talk about my gold paper clips today. They are very biggley and shiny.

[Martin68]

5. Perfect!

[highplainsdem]

8. Source, please? I don't see a cartoonist's name there.