Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Collapsed after partying with a handful of drug addicts and alcoholics?

Died while searching for someone who actually likes to listen to his success?

Caught in crossfire during bidding war to secure Sharpie sponsorship?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{).....

[hlthe2b]

17. That one I may have to save. Very cathartic but making my rotten tomato-throwing arm....

twitchy!

[bluestarone]

21. Perfect. Would love to see a large tub of NEEDLES (DARTS) along side, so that

Everyone could give him a jab in the ass.

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

8. Hopefully, he will blow a gasket over huge protests today!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

13. Yes, please!!!

[SheltieLover]

14. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Easterncedar]

3. Closer to it every day.

I loaded up on fizz at TJ’s this week, living in hope. Of course, it’s fine as a consolation, too.

[niyad]

6. You are quite correct.

[SheltieLover]

4. Trampled by many millions of patriotic protesters?

[niyad]

7. Yes, please!!!

[SheltieLover]

10. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Here's hoping!

[Dulcinea]

24. Bludgeoned into oblivion by a protest sign?

[SheltieLover]

25. That would work, too!

[Celerity]

5. hopefully soon, very soon

[niyad]

9. Now would be good.

[SheltieLover]

11. Right this second would be perfect!

[malaise]

12. No but

He only surrounds himself with losers like himself
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221129817

[surfered]

15. -

[malaise]

19. Join the line

😀

[hlthe2b]

16. Good Dog! Very Good Dog! Just wait until the cameras are on you and then SHRED him!

"NO KINGS! NO KINGS! NO KINGS! NO KINGS!" .... EVER!

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaaah😀

:
You win the thread. rofl:

[surfered]

22. Labs are so nice. Hoping for a Pit Bull or Doberman or Rottweiler

[twodogsbarking]

20. Choked on his hamberder and Fetterman gave him the Heimlich maneuver and squeezed his guts right out his mouff.

Finallly John does something worthwhile.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. We are waiting for one particular obituary

[malaise]

28. Fabulous

Rec

[True Dough]

26. Happy 21st DU anniversary, Orrex!

We can all think of one anniversary gift that would be most meaningful to you!

Here's hoping!

[malaise]

27. Yes indeed

Big up Orrex😀

[Orrex]

31. Holy moly! Thank you!!!

I didn't even realize it.

I was such a know-it-all asshole back then.


Now I'm no longer a know-it-all.

[GreenWave]

29. he's getting there.

[niyad]

30. Happy 21st DUnniversary, dear Orrex. May you get your true wish!

[Orrex]

32. Oh my goodness, thank you!