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The presumptive King answers with a song.
Dedicated to a swell guy, Jeffrey Epstein.
I started a war
Which started the whole world fighting
But I didn't see
That the joke was on me, oh no
I tried to blame Joe
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh, if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me
I took out my phone
Cursing the Dems with ALL CAPS
And I fell out of bed
Hurting my head from things that I'd said
'Til I finally died
Which started the whole world living
Oh, if I'd only seen
It was Jeffrey and Me.