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gab13by13

(32,297 posts)
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 08:57 AM 19 hrs ago

Krasnov Has Found His Delcy Rodriguez

This is what Krasnov means when he claims negotiations are proceeding, Krasnov wants a Delcy Rodriguez in Iran so that he can take Iran's oil. When I read the article where Krasnov claims to have found someone who is better suited to run Iran with America's interests it led me to believe that Krasnov is going to imitate what Russia planned for Ukraine.

Krasnov is planning to send troops into Tehran and take over the capital and install a Delcy Rodriguez clone. Whoever this person is will supposedly hope that the citizens rise up and back him.

Russia's plan didn't work because they were repelled short of Kyiv, but I bet my golf clubs that we will see boots on the ground in urban Iran.

Israel wants to wipe Iran off the map, Krasnov invaded Iran for the money.

Krasnov said he found someone, that someone can't rule Iran from another country. I am going way out on a limb predicting this one.



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Krasnov Has Found His Delcy Rodriguez (Original Post) gab13by13 19 hrs ago OP
Or....and hear me out here Bettie 19 hrs ago #1
Danger, danger, danger. cachukis 19 hrs ago #2
Monumentally unlikely Prairie Gates 19 hrs ago #3
Prince Rezi is his Delcy. Problem is,the Iranian people remember... haele 18 hrs ago #4
Or so he says. There's a big muscular ripped hung manly man who came to him with tears in his eyes, Ocelot II 18 hrs ago #5
Whomever Trumps picks will be killed long before we get to Tehran (hint: we never will) BeyondGeography 18 hrs ago #6

Bettie

(19,698 posts)
1. Or....and hear me out here
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 09:02 AM
19 hrs ago

it's just another of his weird fantasies.

I think he gets a little thrill every time someone dies "for him". So, he'll send them to Tehran to get killed, because when people die for his whims, he feels like a king, like he's the god he's always thought he was.

haele

(15,392 posts)
4. Prince Rezi is his Delcy. Problem is,the Iranian people remember...
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 09:24 AM
18 hrs ago

Poppa Shah Rezi and his SAVIK.

Prince Rezi hangs out in the US and various expensive private playgrounds with other wealthy International nepo-brats - and their fun buddies, the Tech Bros, who would just love to use Iran as a test model for their techno state/GATTICA dream world.
Prince Rezi does not do anything that indicates he actually cares about the Iranian country or people any more than a Venture Capital CEO cares about any of the workforce or customers of any business he decides to buy out for the profit - or hell, even lower "value" investors.

Ocelot II

(130,506 posts)
5. Or so he says. There's a big muscular ripped hung manly man who came to him with tears in his eyes,
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 09:30 AM
18 hrs ago

called him Sir and offered to give him all of Iran's oil if he could be Iran's Delcy Rodriguez. Sure.

BeyondGeography

(41,097 posts)
6. Whomever Trumps picks will be killed long before we get to Tehran (hint: we never will)
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 09:39 AM
18 hrs ago

No phrase illustrates the ham-handedness and the stupidity of this whole venture more than the “The Iranian Delcy”.

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