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Orrex

(67,110 posts)
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:05 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker as befits murderous, tyrannical dictators?

Fitted with shock collar triggered by lying and was fried a crisp in 15 minutes?

Crushed once again by the plummeting dollar?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP
No, but he's an old man...someone should be kind enough to help him. MiHale Yesterday #1
Meh, malaise 23 hrs ago #6
Stroked out gazing out window? SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #2
Bwaaaaah malaise 23 hrs ago #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 23 hrs ago #3
I have a dream... surfered 22 hrs ago #10
Would be nice if the marker would be that accurate! niyad 22 hrs ago #14
No kidding! SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #23
Soon... SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #22
No but malaise 23 hrs ago #4
somehow the day of our deliverance ever eludes us... it must be Satan at work LymphocyteLover 23 hrs ago #7
Drowned in ketchup. twodogsbarking 23 hrs ago #8
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad 22 hrs ago #9
Based upon the Vulcan mind meld, Spock believes he's already dead. surfered 22 hrs ago #11
"Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today" hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #12
POOOOOOOOR BABY!!! We share your pain. niyad 22 hrs ago #13
Poor little pup MustLoveBeagles 22 hrs ago #16
Doggie wins the thread malaise 21 hrs ago #21
Yes! SheltieLover 21 hrs ago #24
;-{) Bunkered Goonch 22 hrs ago #15
No, but as one NoKings attendee said.... Tanuki 21 hrs ago #17
Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus bluestarone 21 hrs ago #18
Note to self: more stick pins for my poppets. niyad 21 hrs ago #19
LOL, the more the merrier! bluestarone 21 hrs ago #20
buying stock in hat pins GopherGal 19 hrs ago #26
Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public. niyad 19 hrs ago #27
King Charles bumps him off during state visit Wicked Blue 21 hrs ago #25
That works. niyad 19 hrs ago #28
Thanks Wicked Blue 18 hrs ago #29
So very, very true. niyad 18 hrs ago #30
The day that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote 18 hrs ago #31

SheltieLover

(80,442 posts)
2. Stroked out gazing out window?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:44 AM
23 hrs ago

(
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322110774#post1 )

Smothered when face became covered by stickers intended to hide his fugly mug on National Parks passes?


niyad

(132,429 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 AM
23 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(296,083 posts)
4. No but
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:00 AM
23 hrs ago

Hopefully one of those UFC fighters knock him out cold at the South Lawn 80th birthday party in 75 days

hlthe2b

(113,947 posts)
12. "Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today"
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:47 AM
22 hrs ago

"makes me cry..." sigh

bluestarone

(22,174 posts)
18. Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:40 AM
21 hrs ago

Lot's of STICK PINS were being ordered, so just a matter of time i'm thinking.

niyad

(132,429 posts)
27. Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 12:09 PM
19 hrs ago

My purses have handy little outside pockets, easily accessible.

Wicked Blue

(8,866 posts)
25. King Charles bumps him off during state visit
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:17 AM
21 hrs ago

"Bloody pretentious twat," he declares. "I am the king,"

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