CNN chyron now : Daily Mail Obtains Photos of Kristi Noem's Husband Wearing Fake Breasts

[senseandsensibility]

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Now Kristi, according to CNN, is saying that her family was blindsided by this. I guess the crazy stories we've been seeing all day are true. As for me, I want off this crazy train of an administration. When will it stop?

[Skittles]

1. how does The Onion compete with this

[senseandsensibility]

3. I think the Onion would be afraid to publish this

Too unbelievable.

[DoBW]

14. Onion vs. melons?

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. ...

🤭

[PCIntern]

2. Great photo. Someone should post it here.

Not I. Somebody would alert immediately. 😂

[multigraincracker]

4. I checked Snopes.

No report yet.

[senseandsensibility]

5. I don't blame you for being skeptical

I waited until CNN ran with it because I know how "lawyered up" they are and don't think they would risk a lawsuit.

[multigraincracker]

8. I'll bet they come back with

Partly true.

Like Mayor Giuliani with one photo of him in drag.

[LeftInTX]

41. Have you seen the images?

https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/kristi-noem-weighs-in-on-report-husband-bryon-lives-cross-dressing-double-life/


Guiliani's was obviously a stunt. (I believe it was a Halloween costume or something similar) Too many people wanted it to fit their narrative.

This isn't like that.....

He looks temu'd out, but he isn't in drag... No make up. No wig. He's obviously a man wearing huge wearing boobs and the DM showed a butt (but it wasn't watermelon size, so I guess it didn't make the NY Post cut for sensational.

[WarGamer]

6. excellent... this makes my day.

[dweller]

7. Lemme know when

Krusty drags him to the gravel pit

😐


✌🏻

[Hassin Bin Sober]

26. .

[BlueNProud]

9. Well they have something in common.

[struggle4progress]

10. If Kristi is that useless, maybe it's time for someone to drag her to the gravel pit?

Surely that's something our mofo crazy wingnut whackjobs can agree on

[leftyladyfrommo]

11. Just when I start thinking this couldn't get any wierder

And this pops up.

[Johnny2X2X]

12. He's not really a transsexual or even a cross dresser

Something more niche it seems like. More power to him. I don’t really care what people are into as long as they aren’t harming anyone.

But Noem now, she hates oeople like that.

[Skittles]

16. I honestly do not care what consenting adults do

but that guy at the very least is marred to a woman who likes to pass judgment on EVERYONE except corrupt repukes

[0rganism]

18. That's the nastiest part -- they'd gladly persecute people for doing privately what they'll do publicly without regret

It's not just garden-variety hypocrisy, somehow it feels worse -- like their empowerment stands as popular endorsement of a split-tier society, and they flaunt it.

[NJCher]

40. I think we're about to get an education

on that "niche."

[LeftInTX]

43. I'm sorry, but I would not like it if my husband did that!

He would be shown the door and then have some explaining to do after I cooled off....

[enid602]

13. Trump

I don’t see what the big deal is. Trump’s are much bigger, and they’re attached.

[0rganism]

15. Why? Why must they be so publicly obviously weird? How did it come to this?

Every day, this bizarre rogue's gallery of possibly-powerful oddball ass-kissing administrative wackos increasingly resembles Austin Powers villains more than Bond villains. Even that gives them too much gravitas -- I think these might be Rocky & Bullwinkle villain impersonators.

[Marcuse]

17. Figures. They like to present as someone other than who they are.

[Mark.b2]

19. I bet Noem isn't the only one...

Whose husband is a freak. If they all look this bad WITH make up, I can only imagine what they must look like without it! It would have to take a toll on a man.

I absolutely don’t understand pumping the lips up like that.

[hlthe2b]

22. They are all horrific, but if I had to pick one that haunts my dreams...

definitely Laura Loomer. There is something so otherworldly about her "face," that it makes my skin crawl. Yes, of course several others too, but damn, Loomer. Uggh.

[PufPuf23]

23. That array is a very poor advertisement for facial plastic surgery. nt

[The Blue Flower]

31. None of them look better for it

This is sad. And what does it say about their surgeons? Or the profession in general?

[Rebl2]

37. I don't

get it. These women looked nice before they had all the awful work done to them.

[NJCher]

45. one could argue that

they started out looking kind of wholesome, but then they got a Mar-a-Lago face and became grotesque.

The most grotesque are the upper left and the lower right, Guilfoyle. I think Guilfoyle might have changed her face again, though.

I'll admit I find this kind of thing very funny. I like to look up pictures of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Remember her? She died in 2024 so no more funny stuff from her.

I think there used to be a TV show that featured botched plastic surgery. I watched once or twice and then lost track of it.

[Tommy Carcetti]

20. Goodbye Horses.

[usonian]

21. Donald hides his real ones pretty well.

(not AI)

[AverageOldGuy]

25. " Now Kristi, according to CNN, is saying that her family is devastated by this "

What does she say about the families who were ripped apart by her ICE thugs? What does she say about the two families whose children were shot to death by her ICE thugs? What does she say about a little kid in a bunny hat who was used as bait by hjer ICE thugs?

Fuck Kristi, her cross-dressing husband, her lover Corey Lewandowski, and her entire family.

Maybe she and her husband could go to the gravel pit and put each other down.

[senseandsensibility]

27. What indeed.

I wonder if she will be forced to address this more completely at some point. Can you imagine if it was someone in a Dem administration (even without her horrendous record)? Total double standard as usual.

[underpants]

33. A ....fucking ....men

[pfitz59]

28. Plus the news that her entire department is corrupt

and every contract she signed was fueled by bribery and self-dealing. Cut her no slack.

[BlueTsunami2018]

29. I don't kink shame.

But I do call out hypocrisy.

[jls4561]

30. Soon as I saw the headline, I went to Wonkette because they have done such a good job of covering all things Gnome.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/sounds-like-kristi-noems-husband

Yeah, they got pictures and everything if you have a strong stomach.

[sop]

35. Yeah, that's really bizarre.

[LeftInTX]

46. Is the armpit nipple a fetish or is it a Temu wardrobe malfunction?

[Maninacan]

32. Objective

If I did what he did the objective would be for other people to send me money!

[underpants]

34. I smelled a Falwell Jr thing over this whole thing the whole time

and we all knew about Cabana boy.

[progressoid]

36. Sad that this is what will haunt her, and not what she did to Americans and immigrants.

I don't give a shit what she and her hubby do in private.

But what she does with our tax money...

[leftstreet]

44. +1

[Trueblue Texan]

39. No wonder he is so calm about her affair with what's his name...nt

[AdamGG]

42. His breasts are still more real

than most of Kristi's face.

[Blue Owl]

47. Chesty LaRue

[Marcuse]

48. Free Republic zotted several threads before letting one live. It now has 135 replies

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They are crying that Democrats have normalized depravity. They have absolutely no grasp of the extent of their collective hypocrisy. Lucianne.com is still silent.

I did it so you don’t have to.