WILL TRUMP use his April Fools address to the nation to whine about Europe not rushing to his rescue? (POLL)

[Miles Archer]

23 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Not before he says "I DON'T NEED PERMISSION TO BUILD MY BALLROOM"
	0 (0%)
	No, he's going to be extremely presidential and apologize to our allies for being a dick
	0 (0%)
	He will, but not until he announces the White House will now be known as Trump Tower DC, then he'll bulldoze it on live TV
	1 (4%)
	He's going to say that even though Byron Noem has been revealed as a cross-dresser, he will not be allowed to play girls' field hockey
	1 (4%)
	He'll announce that Barron will not be serving in the military because he's too tall and Melania is still breast feeding him
	0 (0%)
	He'll say "We're out of there in two weeks" and then will yell for 2 hours about the SCOTUS hearing on birthright citizenship
	7 (30%)
	He will announce that Easter is no longer about Jesus buit about his winning in a landslide in 2024 after the "stolen" 2020 election
	0 (0%)
	He will say that while he enjoys the McDonald's Big Arch, it could be bigger, and that they should consider a Big Trump Burger
	0 (0%)
	ALL OF THE ABOVE EXCEPT OF COURSE #2 because why the fuck did you even include that other than it being April 1
	14 (61%)
	OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[bucolic_frolic]

1. You have captured it. The man has a case on himself. /nt

[sop]

2. Like many of us who long ago reached Peak Trump, I really don't give a shit what he has to say any longer.

When it comes to Trump, only one thing keeps me going: a deep yearning for the day he is finally forced to pay for everything he's done. I have never wanted anything as much. I need to see Trump suffer for his crimes.

[Miles Archer]

3. He won't have anything of value to say

Any "promises" are lies.

And he'll take multiple victory laps for his "successes," which will also all be lies.

He'll air his greivances.

That's about it. And it will seem like it goes on for a small eternity.

[durablend]

4. He'll say gas and groceries are the cheapest they've been in YEARS

[Deuxcents]

5. It will not be on at my house. I can't stand his voice, his gibberish are all lies and complaints. He makes me sick

[SheilaAnn]

6. Ditto that plus the Forsytes are on PBS. n/t

[Deuxcents]

7. Definitely the better choice. I'm hopelessly addicted to a series on PBS World called A French Village

It’s on Saturday night and re runs on Sunday..set in WWII in an occupied French village and how the people used every imagination to sabotage the Nazis and survive. Enjoy your show 🌺