Trump's address tonight.
How much time on Iran? Ground Invasion?
How much time on the SAVE act?
Will he torch our NATO Alliance tonight?
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"I recently had the pleasure of sampling the 2024 'Conservative Tears, a wine that truly promises to 'Make Your Palate Great Again.' And by 'great,' I mean it tastes exactly like you’d expect: uncompromising, aggressive, and entirely convinced it’s superior to French wines, despite having no evidence to support that claim.
Palate & Body
On the first sip, it’s remarkably dry—so dry, it’s practically in denial. The tannins are brutally dominant, clearly trying to dominate all other tasting notes in a hostile takeover. It’s heavy-bodied, but lacks any real depth or complexity, relying instead on a "loud" flavour profile that commands attention while saying very little of substance.
Finish
The finish is long and lingering, leaving a slightly bitter aftertaste that reminds you of the 2020 vintage. It pairs best with processed meats, echo chambers, and complaining about the mainstream media.
Appearance & Nose
The wine pours a shockingly bright, angry shade of red—think 'Campaign Rally Red.' Upon swirling, the bouquet hits you immediately with notes of scorched earth, unfiltered audacity, and a hint of something that smells suspiciously like a lawsuit. There is absolutely no subtlety here; it shouts at you from the glass, much like your uncle at Thanksgiving.
(disclaimer, I did not come up with this)
TACO will have a shit-fit,...
The official title of the bill is,...
The Big Beautiful trDUMP Has A Big Dick - Save America Act.
Greatest whines of the day. He's got a lot of new material so it will be three seconds of whatever he was supposed to talk about and he'll quickly veer off into the greatest hits.
You can bank on that. He's such a victim.
ETA: Not going to watch it, I'll be watching tornadoes in the midwest instead.
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