Reviews are in : Trump's speech was better than expected. He did not end up blowing bubbles with his own spit.

[surfered]

[dalton99a]

1. The Strait of Hormuz will just open up naturally - like magic

Don't be afraid of the Strait of Hormuz. Don't let it dominate your life.

[Renew Deal]

2. We will leave and it will open

Fine, what is the impact on US bound ships?

[Jack Valentino]

3. Was that why this speech was so SHORT ??? To avoid that spectacle ??? I was DISAPPOINTED

when he didn't drone on for at least an hour--- I missed the beginning as I walked back and forth to the store and got back at about 9:10 pm---
and only saw the few minutes after that, and it was very suddenly over---

I was "DISAPPOINTED" that we missed the opportunity to see him "blowing bubbles with his own spit"
or blowing bubbles with his own SHIT....

(Yeah, it was pre-recorded, so very likely BOTH of those things actually happened,
but they were CUT by his gloved and bio-suited "handlers"---

and that's why this speech was so short!)

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Didn't watch.

Was his speech truly short? Are we quitting NATO or not? Bad idea.

[Bayard]

5. Me either

I need to find highlights somewhere. See how much he talked about his ballroom.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Seems like we didn't miss a damned thing.

I don't know if he mentioned the ballroom or not. It was uncharacteristically short at 19 minutes. The Supreme Court mess may have had something to do with that.

[Blue Owl]

7. Lindsay Graham did it instead, with his pink bubble wand